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40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
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40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies

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If it wasn’t already clear as day, bodies are weird. And that’s just on a regular day. Bodies can get weirder given the right (and the wrong) circumstances. And then you have to live with it.
Folks were recently sharing some of the things they have to live with and the online thread picked up speed really fast with folks answering the question what's weird about your body?

#1

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
My body does not make it's own antibodies. So once a week for the last 15 years, I've had to get an infusion of antibodies that are pulled from plasma donations.
If you donate plasma- thank you for keeping me alive!
255points

#2

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
My proportions are all over the place.
I used to study art. In drawing class, we had to study human proportions using our hands in strange positions and our bodies in front of a mirror. I got a bad grade, was told that my proportions were wrong. I had to go show the teacher that, yes, my thighs are unusually long, my pinkies abnormally short etc.
My grade was changed.
236points

#3

I have 5 nipples. 3 on the right, 2 on the left. I call the unpaired one Lonely Tim. The others do not get names as they do not need them. They have eachother.
230points

It’s hard to pinpoint what is normal in terms of bodies. The easiest way to explain it is that which is usual, typical and expected. But that’s based on statistics.

And since subjectivity is a thing, there can be a different normal for everyone depending on their condition, situation and experience.

#4

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
I have very high pain tolerance but can’t deal with tshirt tags scratching my neck
Autism is funny sometimes.
193points

#5

Lost my lower legs, from about mid-tibia. Now I stomp around in carbon fiber and titanium, have great parking options, and I'm generally snake proof.
187points

#6

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
I have 3 kidneys. 2 that tried to kill me and one that I received from an unknown hero.
168points

Following this definition, you’d think there has to be some sort of, say, average height, average weight and average anything else.

That holds true for situations in which, say, most folks have 5 fingers, but that one person has 6. But then you have something like weight, which has a norm, but it’s based on your height, as per the body mass index.

#7

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
I know what human spinal fluid tastes like.
Last year, a sinus specialist discovered I had a 7mm hole in the wall between my left sinus cavity and my cranial cavity. No clue exactly how long it’s been there but I’ve had a “runny nose” as long as I can remember. It was spinal fluid. Very salty. Got it patched up and after some insane headaches while my cranial cavity regulated the pressure, I’m doing much better.
Edit: I’ve seen replies of people having the same symptoms. I highly encourage you to see a specialist because CSF (cerebrospinal fluid) leaks are how meningitis can happen. Tell your doctor that the liquid is clear and watery and has a very salty taste. Those are the hallmarks of CSF.
157points

#8

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
White freckles (im black).
142points

#9

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
My sweat is extra acidic. I can fully rust guitar strings in a week or 2, and have eaten holes on 2 laptops where I rest my hands, both happened within a year of use.
141points

But then again, does having six fingers affect your life in a significant way? Does that entail some sort of debilitating disease or condition? There might be social stigmas, sure, but that’s irrelevant in the grand scheme of things because you are beautiful and amazing and loved.

#10

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
My right ear has a little point at the top… like an elf. My son’s right ear has a notch, like it’s missing the extra I have… weird!
132points

#11

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
My fingerprints have almost faded away. I’m 56, and I can’t use those fingerprint readers for anything. It happened to my mom, and now my 31-year old daughters are going. It’s weird!
123points

#12

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
I have extra pair of ribs, and both of my kidneys are on my right side.
117points

For example, obesity is considered by many—professionals included—a chronic and often progressive health problem. At least in Canada, roughly 6 million people are considered obese—that’s 17% of the population—and that alone costs around 4% of the yearly healthcare budget. But while the risk is obvious, it is still just a risk, not a reality.

#13

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
Energy drinks and coffee have very limited effect to the point where I feel sleepy while drinking them.
114points

#14

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
My birthmark is on my inner a*s cheek and it looks like I missed a spot when wiping.
112points

#15

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
I have two uteruses! (uteri, that is).
112points

Some medical professionals have started finding people who, despite having a problem of obesity, show no health problems associated with it. You know, diabetes, high blood pressure, increased cholesterol and even certain types of cancer. This is what’s known as metabolically healthy obesity, a kind of obesity that doesn’t have associated health problems.

#16

I can wiggle my ears, my pupils, dilate my eyes on command, make my ear drums vibrate to help damper loud noises, but I can't think in pictures and color.
112points

#17

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
Woke up paralysed from the chest down one day aged 27.
Spinal MS/Transverse Myelitis - no recovery, none expected but it's so weird that even my neuro is like ''this phenotype is vanishingly rare in Europeans and whatever you're doing seems to be working'' when I ask him for any advice. Looking through local medical records (university access) I can't pinpoint a single person with a case like mine in the last 100 years.
110points

#18

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
I am biologically female. Was born female. Live in a female body.
I am 💯 male at the cellular level. My DNA is male. And I no longer have the blood type I was born with.
Edit: I had a stem cell transplant from a male donor. I have his blood type and DNA now.
98points

So, again, what’s normal? Bringing subjectivity into the mix, for people who have physical abnormalities, these things might not necessarily be, or even feel, normal, but they would very likely not feel weirded out by it either.

In that sense, weird is the new normal and everyone has their own.

#19

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
I was born with a webbed hand. Had a bunch of surgeries to correct it but my hand is smaller than my normal hand and my co workers call me Tiny Paw.
97points

#20

40 People Share The Weirdest Things About Their Bodies
My eyes have been misaligned since birth. I've had two surgeries (one immediately after birth, and one in high school) to try to correct it, but they are still misaligned by about 1 degree (possibly more now considering it's been many years). This means I've never been able to use both of my eyes at once, so I do not have depth perception. People sometimes ask what it's like not having depth perception, and my response is what's it like TO have depth perception??
Until the second surgery I had to wear glasses, but afterwards my eyes were close enough that my brain could automatically choose which one to use based on the distance of whatever I was looking at. This is handy because one of my eyes is near-sighted and the other is far-sighted, so I get the advantages of both.
I'm also double jointed in the hips and can put my feet behind my head, and I walk duck-footed thanks to my weird feet.
95points
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