There is something different about how the brain functions while in the shower or lying in bed. Whether it's the warm water that boosts neuron transmission or the unearthly energy one receives from the moon, shower thoughts and late night thoughts occasionally bring to the fore some brilliant ideas and, yet, more often, bizarre, weird realizations.
Strange and often funny realizations come to our heads the more we think of something in particular. Just try thinking of balloons. Basically, by getting someone a bouquet of balloons for their birthday, we are, in essence, gifting them our CO2-saturated breath preserved in a colored piece of latex. While this is just one of the crazy realizations one can make, there are plenty of weird things to realize concerning pretty much any object. Or subject.
While many philosophical, deep realizations may affect your life for the better (or worse), many carry no significant value. Yet they can still make you raise your eyebrows. Below, we've gathered a collection of weird realizations people made found on the vastness of the internet. What are some exciting fruits of imagination and realizations that blow your mind when you think about them? Let us know!
#61
If Jesus were born today, DNA tests would prove who the father was.
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#63
If you are standing back-to-back with someone, you are facing them in the longest way possible (around the Earth).
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#64
You can’t stand backwards on stairs.
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#65
Most people are real on their fake accounts and fake on their real account.
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#66
You probably know more Latin, a dead language, than you do Mandarin, the most common native tongue.
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#67
If I touch my phone in the right places, someone comes and brings me a pizza.
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#68
Break a pencil and you’ll have two pencils. Break a pen and you’ll have zero pens.
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#69
The voice in your head can scream, whisper, and speak normally, but it's always at the same volume.
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#70
Tobacco companies kill their best customers.
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#71
If you have drug addicts for neighbors, every mosquito could be a dirty needle.
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#72
Balloons are rubber sacks of breath.
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#73
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
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#75
Mirrors don’t break, they multiply.
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#76
Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.
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#77
Pregnant women are the only true body builders.
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#78
Teaching is just brains telling other brains how to be better brains.
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#79
The hospital you were born in is the only building you leave without entering.
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#80
Pizzas come in square boxes, made as circles and are eaten as triangles.
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