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30 Times Mechanics Were Left Speechless By The Condition Of A Customer’s Car, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

30 Times Mechanics Were Left Speechless By The Condition Of A Customer’s Car, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

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While it’s not for everyone, driving can be a blast, with your favorite tunes on the stereo, the sensation of speed and freedom. Then that dreaded shift, as something begins to whine or crunch. Like an unhappy patient, a car finds its way to communicate that it absolutely is in need of some repair. And most car owners might already be feeling that secondhand dread of popping the hood and seeing just how bad it is.
The “just rolled into the shop” online group documents the silliness that mechanics sometimes have to deal with. Preventative maintenance is not often in the vocabulary of most car owners, so the vehicles they encounter can range from “How does it even drive?” to “We need a priest, not a mechanic.” So upvote your favorites and be sure to comment your own stories below. 

#1 Getting Real Tired Of These

Getting Real Tired Of These
199points

#2 It's A Bit Cold Out This Morning

It's A Bit Cold Out This Morning
170points

#3 C/S Thanks For Understanding, Nerds

C/S Thanks For Understanding, Nerds
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As a time-honored profession, the role of the mechanic goes back multiple decades. So far back even, that some of the US regulations about the job actually still use terminology like “any person who repairs or services a motor vehicle for payment or bartering,” as if you can just drive up to your local shop with a trunk full of lemons and hope for the best. 

Paradoxically, as cars have gotten more complex, the role has become more specialized and rare. In the early 20th century, filling stations, what we would now call gas stations, also used to offer a mechanic service. While per capita, there were fewer cars, the vehicles actually on the road were significantly simpler. Over time, the cost of keeping mechanics around rose, and, furthermore, having a section for groceries was just better for the bottom line. 

#4 You Had One Job

You Had One Job
160points

#5 I've Never Seen A Car That Failed A Home Inspection Before

I've Never Seen A Car That Failed A Home Inspection Before
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#6 Customer States Replace Drivers Rear Seat Belt Buckle, Technician States Go F**k Yourself

Customer States Replace Drivers Rear Seat Belt Buckle, Technician States Go F**k Yourself
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Nevertheless, this abundance of mechanical skill did benefit the US during the Second World War. American troops who had some experience working with internal combustion engines were able to keep Sherman tanks and various utility vehicles maintained and operational in the field. This is in contrast to the German army, which still maintained over a million horses in 1945. At least in wartime, one had an excuse for why what they “just rolled into the shop” with was completely messed up.

#7 When A Carpenter Does His Own Repairs…

When A Carpenter Does His Own Repairs…
147points

#8 It’s Raining For The First Time In A While In Los Angeles. This Is The Trash Can Outside Autozone

It’s Raining For The First Time In A While In Los Angeles. This Is The Trash Can Outside Autozone
146points

#9 Local Shop - 40+ Year Old Phones And All

Local Shop - 40+ Year Old Phones And All
143points

When it comes to cars as a consumer conveyance, most people know about Henry Ford, the Model T, and early assembly lines. But it’s vital to remember that these cars were entering a world designed for horses and pedestrians. It would be a while until real car infrastructure was set up. For example, the first traffic light went up in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1914. As one can imagine, before that, you would simply enter an intersection and hope for the best.

#10 Didn’t Want To Wait For A Tow So Had His Buddy Drag It To Us 4 Miles

Didn’t Want To Wait For A Tow So Had His Buddy Drag It To Us 4 Miles
142points

#11 Shop Dog? How About A Shop Chicken?

Shop Dog? How About A Shop Chicken?
139points

#12 Kachow

Kachow
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Only a decade later, in 1925, were the first turn signals implemented. While most of us might think of the late 80s as the golden age of driving, the pre-war world also seemed like a perfect place for the car enthusiast. Drivers of the time seemed unrestricted by rules, lights, and even the need to indicate when and where they might turn. It almost sounds like the streets of the time were similar to a game of Mario Kart.

#13 First Time Seeing Hello Kitty Exhaust Tips

First Time Seeing Hello Kitty Exhaust Tips
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#14 Just Got My Christmas Present

Just Got My Christmas Present
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118points

#15 The Insurance Companies Love This Maneuver

The Insurance Companies Love This Maneuver
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Of course, the cars of the time had few conveniences. Air conditioning would only show up in 1939 in limited quantities and cruise control only came about in 1948. What may shock you is that cruise control was invented by a blind man named Ralph Teetor. Despite his affliction, he managed to receive a Master’s Degree in Engineering and, among other things, invented a powered lawn mower.

#16 Whoever Did This Alignment Pls Let Me Buy U A Drink

Whoever Did This Alignment Pls Let Me Buy U A Drink
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#17 Customer States : Heard A Loud Noise And Lost All Gears

Customer States : Heard A Loud Noise And Lost All Gears
110points

#18 I've Been Maintaining This Thing From Around 150k Miles. Definitely The Highest Mileage Customer I Have

I've Been Maintaining This Thing From Around 150k Miles. Definitely The Highest Mileage Customer I Have
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Of course, all these invasions also mean that mechanics need to have more and more advanced knowledge of how to actually fix things. Despite that, industry standards are still to design cars that will last a long time. The predicted “life” of a car built in 2020 is supposed to be around 16 years. Unfortunately, these predictions don’t cover the potential number of owners, but analysts do think this should equal roughly 2 million km, which equals about 444 oil changes if the owners take good care of it. If you want to see more cars where that probably didn't happen, click here and here.

#19 Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury
100points

#20 So How's Your Morning Going?

So How's Your Morning Going?
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