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“As An Amateur Surgeon…”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Who Missed Their True Calling As Comedians
Funny,JokesAPR 20, 2026

“As An Amateur Surgeon…”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Who Missed Their True Calling As Comedians

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Be honest, Pandas: how many products do you actually review after you get that pesky email in your inbox? If you have no complaints, you probably don't even bother, right? Well, it's not just you: about 45% to 52% of consumers usually post online reviews.
People rely on them to know whether a product is good, but some reviewers on Amazon take it to the next level. Some approach the Amazon review like a stand-up routine and bring their comedy A-game. We've collected some of the funniest and most creative reviews from Amazon that we could find and present them here for your entertainment. And, perhaps, future purchase decisions?

#61 Review On Fake Teeth

Black bat covered in small white objects, featured in a humorous Amazon review about eyeliner that won’t run.
23points

#62 Daily Activities

Photo showing worn sandals and feet with mud stains, illustrating a funny Amazon review about product durability and daily activity.
23points

#63 How Dare They Include That Extra Large Lower Case A Instead Of A D

Amazon review screenshot showing a funny missing letter error in party balloons, featured in hilarious Amazon reviews.
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23points

#64 Just Some Extra Flavor

Amazon customer review showing a one-star rating and complaint about package covered in teriyaki sauce.
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22points

#65 Great

Older man wearing glasses gives a four-star Amazon review with a verified purchase for eyeliner that won’t run.
20points

#66 Found This One While Looking For Hot Sauces On Amazon

Funny Amazon eyeliner review with a witty comment about durability and a humorous personal story.
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20points

#67 They Worked Great

Five-star verified purchase review highlighting fun and easy use, praising quality of product in Amazon customer feedback.
19points

#68 How Flat Are Those Pillows?

Amazon review screenshot with a humorous comment about very flat pillows, related to funny Amazon reviews.
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19points

#69 It Be Like That

Five-star Amazon review screenshot with a humorous and emotional comment about a product and breakup experience.
19points

#70 It Just Ain’t Right

Man sitting on a mustard yellow couch in a casual shirt with a humorous Amazon eyeliner review overlay.
19points

#71 An Amazon Review For A Food Thermometer

Customer review showing a failed product melted after heat exposure, related to hilarious Amazon reviews and eyeliner keywords.
18points

#72 I Just Wanted To Know If Meow Mix Was Good For My Cat

Amazon review screenshot showing a 5-star rating and feedback on product quality and affordability.
16points

#73 The Earplugs Work

Amazon review of an ear plug with five stars, praising its effectiveness and humor in blocking sound.
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15points

#74 Whaat

Verified Amazon review from the United Kingdom praising a gift, featuring a 5-star rating and positive customer feedback.
Is his gf 10 or was she acting 10 years old?

The item was a My Neighbour Totoro lamp…
14points

#75 3 Stars

Customer review on Amazon showing broken candle glass despite secure packaging, featured in hilarious eyeliner reviews.
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13points

#76 Was Browsing Safety Razors As A Christmas Gift And Found This Gem

Amazon reviews showing hilarious feedback and high ratings for a long-lasting eyeliner that won’t run or smudge.
12points

#77 Thanks Sirlaughsalot, I'll Keep That In Mind

Amazon review screenshots showing a durable mask with straps and a creative customer hack to add a drinking hole.
11points
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