For the most part, life is fairly predictable. You can go about your daily routine with almost no hiccups, which is why we’re caught off guard when something wildly unhinged happens.
They can be a chain of events so ridiculous they sound like fiction. It may urge you to vent about them to make sense of what happened, or simply confirm you’re not the only person baffled by the absurdity.
That’s what the Rant subreddit is for, and the name alone says it all. But here are some posts from the page to give you a clearer idea.
#41 My Co Worker Quite Literally Smells Like D***h And I Can’t Stand It. It Makes Me Sick

I (25F) gave a co worker who is 60+ Male. He does not believe in modern medicine.
I’m not quite sure the details but last year he got extremely sick and was basically going septic.
Now he has Lymes disease and is diabetic but is seeking no treatment at all. He looks scary and quite literally looks like a d**d man walking.
A few years ago I experienced someone passing away in my home, and I will never forget the smell of “d***h” and my best friend who is a nurse also confirms that d***h had a smell. It may be different for everyone but d***h definitely has a smell.
My coworker smells like what I smelt when that person passed away. And just knowing what the smell is makes me SICK. I literally cannot stand it. I have been trying to avoid him and I hold my breath whenever I do have to interact with him. My whole office is worried about him but also worried that we’re all gonna come in one day and he’s gonna be d**d in his office.
I feel bad but I am so disgusted by the smell.
I’m not quite sure the details but last year he got extremely sick and was basically going septic.
Now he has Lymes disease and is diabetic but is seeking no treatment at all. He looks scary and quite literally looks like a d**d man walking.
A few years ago I experienced someone passing away in my home, and I will never forget the smell of “d***h” and my best friend who is a nurse also confirms that d***h had a smell. It may be different for everyone but d***h definitely has a smell.
My coworker smells like what I smelt when that person passed away. And just knowing what the smell is makes me SICK. I literally cannot stand it. I have been trying to avoid him and I hold my breath whenever I do have to interact with him. My whole office is worried about him but also worried that we’re all gonna come in one day and he’s gonna be d**d in his office.
I feel bad but I am so disgusted by the smell.
7points
#42 The Beach Is The Biggest Gaslight Of The Millennium

Im convinced no one on earth actually enjoys going to the beach, aside from maybe water-sport and boat people. The average beach visit is so horribly f**king annoying I can't in my right mind see any reason to go.
I've always thought this: I enjoy being AROUND the beach, I despise actually being AT the beach. A restaurant or bar with a view to a beach is pleasant, but the stereotypical beach visit is genuine t*****e.
I live in an area with a very 'loud' beach culture. People here look at you weird if you don't like the beach. I truly do not believe people genuinely enjoy it. Could they be pretending to like it in order to keep up appearances? That is infinitely more plausible to me than the alternative.
This is my average beach experience:
Pack everything. Towels, maybe beach chairs, a cooler if you're drinking.
Drive over to the beach
Walk across scorching hot sand which you can barely walk on because its so loose until you find the vague "good spot" to set up in
Throw your towel on the ground because ___? If it's to keep a sandless area then tough luck because in about a minute of generally walking around it, it'll already be completely covered.
You decide to go dip in the water. After once again trekking through the scorching sand, you reach the water. Moments after getting in, you feel the most disgustingly slimy seaweed brush up against your leg and feet.
Walk a little further in. Rocks, shards, and other miscellaneous objects are now stabbing into your feet. It's possible some random fish or animal has brushed up against you by now.
7.1. You finally get deep enough to bend down and be covered in water up to your neck. A larger than expected wave comes by and now there's salt water in your eyes. Sharp stinging sensation ensues. Call me a coward, but I generally do not enjoy sharp stinging sensations.
7.2. (I don't know if this experience is universal or just mine, nor if it's just a male issue) Randomly, there is now a deep burning pain. No idea why. Could be cuz of the half-pound of sand that's now currently in your swim trunks rubbing up against you.
8. You get out of the water. Sand now sticks to you like glue. You'll feel sticky up until you get home and shower.
9. Repeat steps 4-8 for about three hours. If you're lucky, there'll be some alcohol available.
10. You finally decide to leave. You realize the towel on the ground will forever be sandy and there's nothing you can do about it.
11. Go to the on-site showers to rinse off any sand and salt water left on you (it doesn't work). Guess what, showers are located in the middle of a sand pile so even if you wash yourself you still have to cover yourself in more sand to get out. And that's after you wait the massive line of sweaty salty sandy people.
12. You get back to your car. No matter what you do, that sandy towel from earlier is gonna fill wherever you put it with sand. You try to put your own wet, sandy, used towels on the car seats to prevent them from getting wet and sandy (of course it doesn't work. In fact it only makes it worse.) If you decide to put your shoes back on, they'll then be sandy. Shirt? Sandy. Pants? Sandy. Everything is f**king sandy. Your whole car is sandy. Everything will be sandy for weeks and no matter how hard you try to clean, it'll all continue to be sandy.
13. Car ride is now too hot or too cold. No in between.
14. Finally get home. As you walk in, you realize you're not fully dry and left a trail of salt water and sand all throughout the house.
And you went through all this because... the beach looks pretty I guess?
The only saving grace about the beach is that's it's an excuse to drink alcohol, but I'd rather drink alone in my room like a college freshman than have to do this.
Call me soft, a snowflake, whatever. I'll never understand how people can be so obsessed with this horrible excuse of a pastime. I now see beach invites as insults to my person.
I've always thought this: I enjoy being AROUND the beach, I despise actually being AT the beach. A restaurant or bar with a view to a beach is pleasant, but the stereotypical beach visit is genuine t*****e.
I live in an area with a very 'loud' beach culture. People here look at you weird if you don't like the beach. I truly do not believe people genuinely enjoy it. Could they be pretending to like it in order to keep up appearances? That is infinitely more plausible to me than the alternative.
This is my average beach experience:
Pack everything. Towels, maybe beach chairs, a cooler if you're drinking.
Drive over to the beach
Walk across scorching hot sand which you can barely walk on because its so loose until you find the vague "good spot" to set up in
Throw your towel on the ground because ___? If it's to keep a sandless area then tough luck because in about a minute of generally walking around it, it'll already be completely covered.
You decide to go dip in the water. After once again trekking through the scorching sand, you reach the water. Moments after getting in, you feel the most disgustingly slimy seaweed brush up against your leg and feet.
Walk a little further in. Rocks, shards, and other miscellaneous objects are now stabbing into your feet. It's possible some random fish or animal has brushed up against you by now.
7.1. You finally get deep enough to bend down and be covered in water up to your neck. A larger than expected wave comes by and now there's salt water in your eyes. Sharp stinging sensation ensues. Call me a coward, but I generally do not enjoy sharp stinging sensations.
7.2. (I don't know if this experience is universal or just mine, nor if it's just a male issue) Randomly, there is now a deep burning pain. No idea why. Could be cuz of the half-pound of sand that's now currently in your swim trunks rubbing up against you.
8. You get out of the water. Sand now sticks to you like glue. You'll feel sticky up until you get home and shower.
9. Repeat steps 4-8 for about three hours. If you're lucky, there'll be some alcohol available.
10. You finally decide to leave. You realize the towel on the ground will forever be sandy and there's nothing you can do about it.
11. Go to the on-site showers to rinse off any sand and salt water left on you (it doesn't work). Guess what, showers are located in the middle of a sand pile so even if you wash yourself you still have to cover yourself in more sand to get out. And that's after you wait the massive line of sweaty salty sandy people.
12. You get back to your car. No matter what you do, that sandy towel from earlier is gonna fill wherever you put it with sand. You try to put your own wet, sandy, used towels on the car seats to prevent them from getting wet and sandy (of course it doesn't work. In fact it only makes it worse.) If you decide to put your shoes back on, they'll then be sandy. Shirt? Sandy. Pants? Sandy. Everything is f**king sandy. Your whole car is sandy. Everything will be sandy for weeks and no matter how hard you try to clean, it'll all continue to be sandy.
13. Car ride is now too hot or too cold. No in between.
14. Finally get home. As you walk in, you realize you're not fully dry and left a trail of salt water and sand all throughout the house.
And you went through all this because... the beach looks pretty I guess?
The only saving grace about the beach is that's it's an excuse to drink alcohol, but I'd rather drink alone in my room like a college freshman than have to do this.
Call me soft, a snowflake, whatever. I'll never understand how people can be so obsessed with this horrible excuse of a pastime. I now see beach invites as insults to my person.
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#43 Oh My God, You Don't Need Your Boat Of An Suv Or A Massive Truck, Just Buy A Car!
I'm so frustrated with the overwhelming dominance of SUVs on the road (and the rise of stupidly oversized trucks which seem to be more and more common). They're oversized, inefficient, and often unnecessary for the average driver. Despite marketing claims, most SUVs consume significantly more fuel than modern sedans or hybrids. According to the IEA, the global surge in SUV ownership was the second-largest contributor to the increase in CO2 emissions from 2010 to 2022 second only to the power sector. But hey, you love your big rolling aerodynamic stylized rectangle, don't you.
Seems like everyone I know who has one of these big clumsy vehicles believe that driving a large SUV or a fat lifted truck makes them safer or more intimidating on the road. But the reality is more complicated. Studies from the IIHS show that SUVs, especially those with high front ends, are more likely to cause fatal injuries to pedestrians and cyclists. Their size and elevated hoods reduce visibility, increasing the risk of accidents, particularly involving children. They're basically also messing things up with crumple zones for people who make the decision to buy a more moderately sized vehicle because the crumple zones of big vehicles and small vehicles aren't really compatible. You're just more likely to accidentally fatal maim someone in your grocery hauler - isn't that nice? Also, just as a bonus, even with properly aimed headlights you shoot what looks like lasers straight into my corneas at night because of how high your vehicle is.
Most SUV owners aren’t towing trailers, hauling lumber, or heading off-road every weekend. They're commuting to work, picking up groceries, and doing school runs but they’ve been sold the idea that they need roof racks, third-row seating, and off-road capabilities. It’s marketing fluff and everyone just falls for it hook line and sinker.
Historically, families managed just fine for the most part with station wagons and sedans and SOMETIMES vans. Those vehicles (the wagons and sedans) offered plenty of space without the bulk, fuel consumption, or environmental impact of today’s SUVs (relative to their larger counterparts at the time of course, technology continues advancing for all vehicles). So why the shift? It’s largely due to aggressive advertising and a regulatory loophole in the US that classifies SUVs as "light trucks," allowing them to bypass stricter fuel economy standards. This big vehicle culture extends into neighboring countries like Canada as well.
This trend isn’t just a matter of personal preference; it has real consequences. More SUVs mean more emissions, more road hazards, and more urban congestion. People are already generally overconfident, distracted and mediocre drivers when you put them into a Ford Focus, let alone when you stick one into a Dodge RAM HEMI lifted about 10 feet off the ground with double-wheels on rear that gets used to go grab some Dairy Queen and head to the office.
Seems like everyone I know who has one of these big clumsy vehicles believe that driving a large SUV or a fat lifted truck makes them safer or more intimidating on the road. But the reality is more complicated. Studies from the IIHS show that SUVs, especially those with high front ends, are more likely to cause fatal injuries to pedestrians and cyclists. Their size and elevated hoods reduce visibility, increasing the risk of accidents, particularly involving children. They're basically also messing things up with crumple zones for people who make the decision to buy a more moderately sized vehicle because the crumple zones of big vehicles and small vehicles aren't really compatible. You're just more likely to accidentally fatal maim someone in your grocery hauler - isn't that nice? Also, just as a bonus, even with properly aimed headlights you shoot what looks like lasers straight into my corneas at night because of how high your vehicle is.
Most SUV owners aren’t towing trailers, hauling lumber, or heading off-road every weekend. They're commuting to work, picking up groceries, and doing school runs but they’ve been sold the idea that they need roof racks, third-row seating, and off-road capabilities. It’s marketing fluff and everyone just falls for it hook line and sinker.
Historically, families managed just fine for the most part with station wagons and sedans and SOMETIMES vans. Those vehicles (the wagons and sedans) offered plenty of space without the bulk, fuel consumption, or environmental impact of today’s SUVs (relative to their larger counterparts at the time of course, technology continues advancing for all vehicles). So why the shift? It’s largely due to aggressive advertising and a regulatory loophole in the US that classifies SUVs as "light trucks," allowing them to bypass stricter fuel economy standards. This big vehicle culture extends into neighboring countries like Canada as well.
This trend isn’t just a matter of personal preference; it has real consequences. More SUVs mean more emissions, more road hazards, and more urban congestion. People are already generally overconfident, distracted and mediocre drivers when you put them into a Ford Focus, let alone when you stick one into a Dodge RAM HEMI lifted about 10 feet off the ground with double-wheels on rear that gets used to go grab some Dairy Queen and head to the office.
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#44 I Did The Math To Find Out Why I'm Always Broke And I Found Out I'm Stupid
Im always broke, I get clothes second hand for free from people for instance. So I sat down and broke down ALL my bills and expenditures (I manage the bills for the household but I've never written out how much cigarettes and w**d were costing me).
I screamed when the math was done. I spend almost 500 dollars a month on w**d and cigarettes. (I only get 960 something a month) I'm not broke to the point i can't afford a pair of underwear, I'm a idiot smoking away their money to treat mental health.
I'm a level of mad at myself I can't comprehend if I had done the math ages ago as to what my a****tions were costing me I'd have seen right away why I was out of cash every month.
I'm f**king done done done. I have 6 packs of cigs left from my last carton and a TON of patches from my last attempt to quit, I plan to taper down over a couple weeks. As for the w**d f**k that, it's not good for me anyways, I always feel better on the days I don't smoke the c**p I don't know why I even keep smoking it habit I guess.
I'm just so mad at myself for being so stupid. I'm literally the one who keeps track of the household finances. All three of us. (Me, my wife and her mom's) I make sure bills get paid, I make sure we have groceries and medicine. But I NEVER wrote down how much I spent on useless stuff I literally smoke because I'd buy it over the month and not at once so I never added it up. All of the bills are always paid and we have food and even order out sometimes it's not like I'm not paying bills and keeps track of those, those get paid first always. I'm just bad at keeping track of small transactions over time.(Our finances are split equally bill wise we live like roommates in that regard.)
I want to bash my head against the wall.
I screamed when the math was done. I spend almost 500 dollars a month on w**d and cigarettes. (I only get 960 something a month) I'm not broke to the point i can't afford a pair of underwear, I'm a idiot smoking away their money to treat mental health.
I'm a level of mad at myself I can't comprehend if I had done the math ages ago as to what my a****tions were costing me I'd have seen right away why I was out of cash every month.
I'm f**king done done done. I have 6 packs of cigs left from my last carton and a TON of patches from my last attempt to quit, I plan to taper down over a couple weeks. As for the w**d f**k that, it's not good for me anyways, I always feel better on the days I don't smoke the c**p I don't know why I even keep smoking it habit I guess.
I'm just so mad at myself for being so stupid. I'm literally the one who keeps track of the household finances. All three of us. (Me, my wife and her mom's) I make sure bills get paid, I make sure we have groceries and medicine. But I NEVER wrote down how much I spent on useless stuff I literally smoke because I'd buy it over the month and not at once so I never added it up. All of the bills are always paid and we have food and even order out sometimes it's not like I'm not paying bills and keeps track of those, those get paid first always. I'm just bad at keeping track of small transactions over time.(Our finances are split equally bill wise we live like roommates in that regard.)
I want to bash my head against the wall.
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5points
#45 No, Your Dogs Cannot "Sense That Someone Is A Bad Person"

Saw the stupidest AITA post just now and I'm getting sick of you superstitious misanthropes. Plenty of horrible people have pets who love them. If pets could sense evil, then mean/evil owners would not be able to keep their pets for long due to constantly getting attacked/growled at. And don't give me your stupid anecdotes about how your sweet dog didn't like one person for seemingly no reason one time, only for it to turn out that person was awful later.
Anything could have triggered that reaction, and your dog isn't psychic. It could've been a smell, the height, voice, anything unrelated to their poor character. Sometimes what they're sensing could be rigid body language that was ultimately a tell for bad intent but it's nothing supernatural and if it's that obvious, it's something you could notice too. Your dog cannot sense energy or intent better than you. It reacts to different stimuli, which may occasionally coincidentally align with someone's bad character but random stuff sets them off to hate good or neutral people just as often.
This is not up for debate and if you've ever trusted your dog over your own intuition about someone you should self reflect for 2 seconds about all the bad people you know who haven't been chased down by your pet, or who have pets themselves. I know yall love dogs and hate people but there's no need to be so confidently delusional about their supernatural abilities to sense people's moral codes. There is none, and your anecdotes are just that, and often triggered by something unrelated.
Anything could have triggered that reaction, and your dog isn't psychic. It could've been a smell, the height, voice, anything unrelated to their poor character. Sometimes what they're sensing could be rigid body language that was ultimately a tell for bad intent but it's nothing supernatural and if it's that obvious, it's something you could notice too. Your dog cannot sense energy or intent better than you. It reacts to different stimuli, which may occasionally coincidentally align with someone's bad character but random stuff sets them off to hate good or neutral people just as often.
This is not up for debate and if you've ever trusted your dog over your own intuition about someone you should self reflect for 2 seconds about all the bad people you know who haven't been chased down by your pet, or who have pets themselves. I know yall love dogs and hate people but there's no need to be so confidently delusional about their supernatural abilities to sense people's moral codes. There is none, and your anecdotes are just that, and often triggered by something unrelated.
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3points
#46 I Am So Sick Of Ring Cameras
Edit to address some responses: 1: i don’t care about people having security cameras, i have security cameras, i know everyone has security cameras. My point is that i feel there is no justification for a security camera to announce its presence to you as a threat to 99.9999% of people innocently and legally being around your property.
2: yes they are ring cameras, yes they announce the exact same message, yes they are everywhere and not just inexplicably in my neighborhood exclusively. Ring makes hundreds of models of devices, not just the doorbells. These are normal, outdoor mounted security cameras.
3: wearing headphones does not fix the problem. I can’t wear headphones while walking my dog for his safety, and even when i do wear them on a normal walk or commute i can hear the stupid cameras clean through my AirPod pros. I hate these cameras on principal
I ve been going on daily walks around my neighborhood for like a year and even just for exercise walking is so criminalized in the tiniest ways. everyone and their mother has those stupid ring cameras that screech "hi, you are currently being recorded" at anyone and anything that moves in front of someones house, and some houses even have Two that parrot off each other in a cacophony of antisocial over-surveillance. i am just walking on the sidewalk. im allowed to be here. its just too much. i understand having security cameras, i have one myself, but why does yours need to yell at me? We live in a good neighborhood. whats so precious in your house that warrants bothering people on the sidewalk just getting some fresh air and steps in? "my family" oh look at this guy hes the only person in the world with a family in his house. lets accost the joggers and dog walkers about it. dont even get me started on the motion activated strobe lights. Stop pointing these awful burdensome cameras at places where people are allowed to be…point them at your door or sideyard or something. Get one that doesn’t scream. Im so sick of that robot ladys voice
2: yes they are ring cameras, yes they announce the exact same message, yes they are everywhere and not just inexplicably in my neighborhood exclusively. Ring makes hundreds of models of devices, not just the doorbells. These are normal, outdoor mounted security cameras.
3: wearing headphones does not fix the problem. I can’t wear headphones while walking my dog for his safety, and even when i do wear them on a normal walk or commute i can hear the stupid cameras clean through my AirPod pros. I hate these cameras on principal
I ve been going on daily walks around my neighborhood for like a year and even just for exercise walking is so criminalized in the tiniest ways. everyone and their mother has those stupid ring cameras that screech "hi, you are currently being recorded" at anyone and anything that moves in front of someones house, and some houses even have Two that parrot off each other in a cacophony of antisocial over-surveillance. i am just walking on the sidewalk. im allowed to be here. its just too much. i understand having security cameras, i have one myself, but why does yours need to yell at me? We live in a good neighborhood. whats so precious in your house that warrants bothering people on the sidewalk just getting some fresh air and steps in? "my family" oh look at this guy hes the only person in the world with a family in his house. lets accost the joggers and dog walkers about it. dont even get me started on the motion activated strobe lights. Stop pointing these awful burdensome cameras at places where people are allowed to be…point them at your door or sideyard or something. Get one that doesn’t scream. Im so sick of that robot ladys voice
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