59 Weird But True Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Think

Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies.

There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.

They put music from the 50s and 60s in medicine commercials to appeal to the older generation... meaning sometime in the future, Despacito will be playing on a commercial for laxatives.

For your random fact of the day, here’s one: In a way, the user starryserenade is right. In a 2021 (2022) paper, Dr. Hyun-Woo Lee and his colleagues researched the effect of background music used in ads on consumers’ psychological and physiological responses. They found that music did affect users’ interest in the product, resulting in higher purchase rates.

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.

George Orwell predicted cameras watching us in our homes, but he didn't predict that we would buy and install them ourselves.

Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets

Your future self is talking shit about you.

If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.

A fascinating yet weird thing to think about: Exercising in the morning can lead to better sleep at night. According to a 2014 paper, if you go for a run at 7 a.m., you’re likely to spend more time in deep sleep. Therefore, exercising late at night, like running at 11 p.m., can make it harder for the body to wind down and prepare for sleep, potentially leading to poorer overall sleep quality. 

At special occasions girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it.

It's not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn't stain them white.

Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.

Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.

We're lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.

It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

A weird thing to think about: While the universe appears dark and empty to the naked eye, it’s not how it actually is. According to NASA, “space isn’t absolutely black.” In fact, there are millions upon millions of stars. Astronomers believe there are about 100 billion stars in the Milky Way alone . And beyond that, there are millions upon millions of other galaxies out there! The reason it appears black and empty is that our eyes lack the ability to zoom in like a telescope, making the vastness of space seem void. 

The best part of cucumber, tastes like the worst part of watermelon.

One of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won't get angry if you say the truth.

Bean bags are just boneless sofas.

Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

8 hours of drinking is binge drinking, 8 hours of TV is binge watching, 8 hours of sleep is barely enough.