We bet you’ve seen at least one wedding movie that is a romantic comedy. That’s because weddings lead to unique stories to tell as once in a lifetime events where anything beautiful, or cringe moments might happen. But whatever happens in a wedding, people just laugh about it. Whether you get to hear hilarious bride puns or wedding ceremony jokes, a wedding is always a not-to-miss kind of show!
A wedding honors a memorable day worthy of all the planning, budgeting, and nerve-wracking choices. So, if you’re about to attend a wedding or get married yourself, here’s our list of 129 wedding ceremony jokes, marriage puns, and proposal puns to make you the official joker on the wedding day.
If you are the official party animal in your friends’ group, funny wedding puns are the perfect way to make the couple laugh before and during celebrations. Since it can be hard to come up with some witty sayings from fun moments on the spot, our collection of wedding puns can help you out. Send some hilarious wedding day puns to the newlyweds, use them in your best man speech, or simply add them as wedding captions for Instagram posts.
#1
I went to a wedding where all the guests ended up getting food poisoning from the buffet. It was a real party pooper.
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#2
A man at the gym proposed to his weight partner. She said no. It's safe to say it didn't work out.
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#3
Two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.
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#4
A shy priest greets the wedding guests to the Chapel. He’s very nervous and doesn’t say much.
As the couple approach the altar the priest steps up and gives the best speech anyone has ever heard. He’s full of confidence, incredibly expressive and has everyone in fits of laughter!
After the vows, the priest is extremely shy and barely says a word to anyone.
The groom approaches the him and asks, “Why are you so shy? You seemed like a different person when you were giving that speech!”
“I know.” Says the priest, “But that was just my altar ego”.
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#5
A man decided to propose to the love of his life, but as soon as he got down on one knee he farted. It was a very fun knee moment.
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#6
I married Mrs. Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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#7
It was love at first swipe.
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#8
When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.
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#9
Last week I went to the wedding of two nuclear power workers. The groom was glowing, and the bride was positively radiant.
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#10
I heard that Comic Sans is divorcing Times New Roman.
She said he just wasn't his type.
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#11
Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged?
I hear they met on the web.
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#12
Pop the bubbly, I officially got a hubby.
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#13
The famous musician proposed to the woman he was in love with. He did it with a kneel diamond.
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#14
The lightbulb was so confused when someone she barely knew proposed to he. "Watt?" she replied, "I'm shocked."
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#15
I was devastated to hear that the jumper cables are getting a divorce. They said that after the wedding, they just lost the spark.
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#16
The father of the bride gave a speech at the wedding. He got the bride to put her hand out and the groom to place his hand on top of hers. He looked at the groom, and said, "This is the last time you'll ever have the upper hand."
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#17
What was the best part of the wedding? The reception; it really took the cake.
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#18
Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger?
He’s trying to figure out the combination.
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#19
For butter or worse, a toast to the lovely bride and groom.
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#20
Why did the bride change her last name? Because it had a nice ring to it.
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