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Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
DEC 17, 2021

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared

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A wedding is considered to be one of the most exciting and special occasions in a person’s life. It is also one of the most joyous occasions for family and friends of soon-to-be newlyweds. But as most of us know, there are situations where someone’s decision to marry their significant other is not met with much excitement or in the worst case, a serious objection.
Having this in mind, Reddit user @summeralexander14 asked people online to share some stories of them witnessing an objection during a wedding or even objecting themselves. The question that received 13.5k upvotes was soon filled with various stories that people decided to reveal to others. Some of these included funny and not-so-serious cases of objection, while others were quite intense and sad as it would reveal some deeper issues that lay within a family.
Do you have similar experiences with weddings? Which one of these situations do you find the most astonishing? Don’t forget to leave your thoughts in the comments down below!
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#1

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
At our friends marriage, there was a storm building outside. When the "does anyone object" part came up, there was a flash of lightning and a huge thunderclap. The power went out, and by candlelight the pastor said "I'm not counting that," and finished the ceremony. They were married 30 years, then she died from leukemia.
The video of their wedding is awesome.
343points

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Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
My dad marrying his third wife.
My step brother and I were in the wedding party. He was about 6, I was 10. The preacher asks if anyone objects and my brother raises his hand so very politely. My dad asks why, and my step brother replies, "because I want you to promise to take me fishing whenever I want, first."
302points

#3

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
When my cousin got married to her wife, her parents, grandparents and a few other older family members stood up and walked out. They didn't say anything or try to stop the wedding, it was just a symbol of their disproval. My cousin was pretty devastated because she thought the attendance meant they had changed their mind and wanted to support her, but it was just a trick.
247points

#4

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
I was at my cousin’s wedding and someone screamed at the top of their lungs “OBJECTION, your honor” because my cousin is a judge.
243points

#5

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
My wife's uncle (who owned the farm we were getting married) stood up at the objection part. Immediately, his son (who was the man of honor) yelled at him to sit down. To his credit he did. For about 12 seconds then stood up again. He objected because there was a big f**king storm coming up the driveway and about to smack the ceremony and all of our hurrying couldn't beat it. My wife made it inside before getting drenched...no one else did. Got married inside instead.
240points

#6

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
I grew up in a super fundamentalist Christian community. My best friend fell in love, but her parents were pissed because they wanted to do an arranged marriage for her, so they locked her in the house for months. Finally I helped her escape and she got married in a very small ceremony.
She used to be very close to her brother, so she invited him. He was also angry about her eloping, so he wore all black, including black sunglasses, and stood there looking pissed the whole time.
We specifically asked the pastor to not do the "does anyone object" thing because we didn't want to give anyone the chance. When her brother realized the pastor wasn't going to say it, he tried to stop the wedding anyway. My brothers had to escort him out.
The whole thing was f**king heartbreaking.
231points

#7

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
My cousin was marrying a Korean guy she went to grad school with. His family had come in from abroad and were sitting all together on one side of the room. When they got to the objection part, this Korean girl yells out "NO!" and stands up and starts screaming in Korean at the groom. As everyone is trying to figure out what the hell is going on, an old lady calmly walks up to the girl and slaps her face. The girl starts sobbing as some more older women grab her and pull her outside.
The explanation was that she was just a drunk friend that didn't want him marrying an American. Found out later that the girl was actually a childhood sweetheart that was screaming how the groom promised to marry her-- which was awkward since the two were related to each other in some way (was not quite sure how). Anyway, cousin and her husband are quite happy, so no harm in the end.
227points

#8

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
As the story goes, my parents’ wedding was officiated by my mother’s grandfather. When asked if there were any objections to my parents’ wedding, my father’s parents rose and stood silently. This was not a surprise; my mother and my father’s parents did NOT get along at all. Everyone knew this, so it wasn’t a surprise.
In response to their silent disapproval, my great-grandfather lauded their silent standing by saying something along the lines of “Ah, the parents of the groom have risen in support of the couple. Thank you!”
It’s unclear how the attendees responded, but my paternal grandparents left silently at that point. I never met them, but I think I’m glad I didn’t
219points

#9

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
I was at the wedding of that rare beast - a work colleague who was actually a good friend as well. Only a couple of work people were invited by her, including a guy we'll call Matt, because that is his name. Matt and the bride had dated for a while a few years ago, but had remained good friends after.
So the ceremony starts, no sign of Matt... we get to the bit 'does anyone have any lawful objections etc' and the church goes quiet, then the heavy wooden door to the church door bangs open and there is Matt, looking red faced, flustered and upset and you could see the thoughts run through everyone's mind... 'Oh s**t'... and Matt limped awkwardly to a pew in the back and sat down quietly.
He'd overslept and twisted his ankle running to the church, that was all - so no objection, no drama, but damn we all though for a second it was going to kick off. My friend the bride even saw the funny side, about 3 months later.
205points

#10

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
My dad's seen an objection - he volunteers at a church. The bride and groom were siblings, and their father hadn't told them until he objected (I believe he was estranged to both of them). They already had a kid apparently.
198points

#11

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
Not someone who had someone object at their wedding, but....
My older sister torments me about the second wedding I went to as a kid (first being my parents wedding).
Apparently attention seeking 4 year old me thought this gap of silence needed to be filled with my best cookie monster impression, so during the silence I yelled "Cookie Monster om nom nom nom."
Obviously everyone looked around at me in shock for breaking the silence, before the bride and most of the congregation burst out laughing.
This is the only wedding in my extended family that ended in divorce (4-5 years down the line) and as such I am one of the people that get stared at everytime this moment happens in a wedding. The oracle known as Cookie Monster.
192points

#12

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
Priest here. Where I am, the only objection people can make is a legal one. It doesn’t matter if they merely don’t approve.
I had one objection at a wedding, where the person who spoke claimed the groom was already married. That’s enough to stop the wedding. Turned out they were Serbian (which I knew) and didn’t know our legal system. The groom hadn’t realised the church wedding was also the legal wedding, so they’d married each other in a civil ceremony a few days before. That was fun to sort out!
176points

#13

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
Not an objection, but my mom says that during her first wedding (not to my dad), literally EVERYONE, including her own family and the groom’s, was telling her behind the scenes that she could just “run off” or simply call off the ceremony entirely. But she paid them no mind and went on with the wedding.
A month later he got physically abusive with her. She packed her bags the same day and thankfully got out of it quickly.
171points

#14

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
I was at a wedding where there were three parties: the bride's, the groom's, and the groom's mother's. She hated the bride, thought she was not good enough for her son, etc. I was friends with both bride and groom, and they had to invite the groom's mom and dad, but they had the priest avoid the "Objection" part of the ceremony.
At the reception, there was a moment where the groom's father danced with the bride, and a few minutes later she stormed off the dance floor. The groom's dad had offered her $5,000 cash to walk away right then and there and have the marriage annulled. The reception featured a flambeau entrée, and everybody was watching the groom's mother, half expecting her to grab one of the flaming skewers from one of the waiters and hurl it at the bride.
They're still married 30 years later and have two kids, but I believe they are estranged from the groom's family for some reason...
165points

#15

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
Not quite an objection but sharing anyway:
When my dad and stepmother married, my litte brother was a toddler and had a hilarious and contagious laugh. Right when the objection part came up he decided to fill the moment of silence and then couldn't stop laughing at himself in a vicious cycle.
Had to stop the wedding so everyone could regain thier composure, b/c he had everyone else laughing so hard!
158points

#16

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
Not my wedding but at a friends, a family member paid some kid $20 to run in and say "Daddy don't marry that woman!" like it was his child. Did not go over well as a prank at all....
144points

#17

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
First wedding in Vegas, found a homeless guy to be a witness in exchange for a sandwich from subway, objected because it didn’t have olives like he wanted.
RIP
140points

#18

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
My husbands (now former) female best friend said, "you know his parents prefer me. They want me to marry him but I turned him down" the morning of my wedding.
My ILs hate her.
138points

#19

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
It wasn't verbal, and no one will admit it was 100% on purpose.
My husband's grandmother intentionally made him an hour late to our wedding, hoping we would just call it off.
She gave him directions to her timeshare that was her gift to us for the wedding night - except she conveniently gave him the wrong one. The one that was on the other side of the city from both the wedding and the correct one, and that he had to cross Interstate 4 (one of the worst highways in Florida, and possibly America) during 5pm traffic on a weekday to get to.
Everyone chalked it up to "oh, she's a senile old lady, she just got mixed up."
No she wasn't, and no she didn't. She was only senile when she could use it as a cover for being malicious. I could detail many other examples, but I won't.
What happened? The wedding started an hour late, so we lost an hour of the reception, and we're still married 13 years later.
138points

#20

Objections At Weddings Actually Happen In Real Life And Here Are 30 Stories That Folks In This Online Group Shared
Not an official objection, but when my mum was marrying my dad, my grandpa (her dad) circled her around the church over and over again telling her he didn’t have to stop, she didn’t have to go in, and they could just drive away.
It didn’t work. They’re still married 30+ years later. Eventually grandpa learned to like dad.
136points
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