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151 Weather Jokes That Might Give You Hails Of Laughter
Funny,JokesAUG 26, 2022

151 Weather Jokes That Might Give You Hails Of Laughter

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Come to think of it, each season has its own weather jokes. Spring brings allergies and wet sneakers, summer is for freaky tanlines and mosquitoes, fall is for being under the weather, and winter is for freezing your behind off. Yeah, we know, those are all the cons of the seasons, but you wouldn’t want to make funny weather jokes out of something that’s genuinely pleasant, right? We thought so! So, let us present to you our magnificent list dedicated to jokes about the weather - there’s a good chance that you’ll find most of them highly relatable.
Basically, weather jokes can be divided into two groups. One would be for when it’s hot and the other for when it’s cold. Now, hot weather jokes might sound alluring when you’re in the depths of winter, but truthfully, thinking about being sweaty all the time and having zero energy to do something due to a heatwave is all but pleasant and inviting. As for the cold weather jokes… Well, it’s never fun to imagine yourself being dressed in so many layers that you become Patrick the Starfish and only having the mobility to be rolled around rather than to walk on your own two feet. Sorry, we did try to come up with redeeming points for extremely hot and freezing cold weather, but there seems to be none! All the better, though, as this way, we get more silly jokes to laugh at.
Now, scroll down below to check out our selection of the very best weather jokes ever. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote! And since we’re pretty sure your friends would like to laugh at these hilarious jokes, too, share this article with them. 

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151 Weather Jokes That Might Give You Hails Of Laughter
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside.
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What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day, of course.
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Q: What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A: A snow-fake!
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Why do we Find Weather Jokes so Funny? 

You know what, this is a no-brainer at all! Even those of us living in bustling cities have no way of escaping the happenings outside our walls. Yup, although you might be cuddled up on your couch in your favorite PJs on a cold winter night or basking in the glory of your AC when it’s scorching hot outside, the weather still very much affects your life. 

As with any huge part of our lives – be it food, love, or sleep – we always like to dedicate some good quality jokes to them. Partly because we establish control over things we cannot otherwise influence, thus making them simpler to understand, and partly because laughing at shoddy weather makes it that much easier to bear! 

Arguably, a huge chunk of us hate freezing weather more than one that’s pleasantly warm, and you’ll see that jokes about cold weather dominate the ranks on our list. There are even winter jokes for kids in here because even they get bored of all the sledding and skiing and unbearably short days!

#4

What does everyone listen to, but no one believes?
The weather reporter.
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Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To Cloud 9.
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Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A: Because she expected some change in the weather.
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Why are the Weather Jokes so big in England? 

A cliche we’ve seen so many times in movies and a trope so often used about small chat - the English and their seemingly endless fascination with whatever weather is outside. Be it foggy or soggy; it seems that Britons never lack descriptions or weather jokes to talk about conditions outside, and there are plenty of excellent jokes about the English weather. 

If you found yourself which weather joke or a phrase is the most commonly used by the weather experts across the pond, it’s this one: 

It’s raining cats and dogs. 

It’s true! Over 2,000 Brits were asked to name the phrase they used the most to describe the weather, and it seems they’re most perturbed by rain. Aren’t we all, though? 

#7

What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
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#8

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
They peel!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
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What Makes a Good Weather Joke? 

Why, a dash of snow and a couple of sun rays! But all the lousy jokes aside, there are some essential parts to creating a good joke, and weather jokes are no exception. So, here’s what makes an average quip into a hilarious joke

Element of surprise – disrupting all expectations, a plot twist, or a surprise right at the end of the joke is what usually makes everyone laugh;

Timing – and by timing, we don’t necessarily mean the right time for your excellent joke, but the way you deliver it. Pause before the plot twists and watch the laughs doubling. 

Relatability – now, this is especially important when talking about weather jokes! A real southerner would never get a joke about being snowbound, while a northerner might even get a little bit sad because of your joke on warm, sunny days.

Wordplay – or weather puns! Funny puns always get people laughing, so if there’s a chance, incorporate one into your awesome joke. 

And always remember that a sense of humor is a very subjective thing, and some people might like your jokes about the weather, while others might find them bland. But that’s a-okay! Keep your silly jokes clean, inoffensive, and respectful, and you’ll hit the mark. 

Also, if you’d like to be prepared for any situation with a relatable joke, continue scrolling through our funny weather jokes list!

#10

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers.
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Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Hail!
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#12

What do you eat when you’re stuck in cold weather and angry about it?
A brr-grr.
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#13

“I’m going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It’s a very heated topic.”
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Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I'm going to pieces.
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#15

Why is the sun so smart?
It has over 5,000 degrees.
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#16

You need to try meditating during a storm. It’s a really in-lightening experience.
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#17

“I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.”
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What is a Mexican weather report?
Chilli today, hot tamale.
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#19

Q: What does it do before it rains candy?
A: It sprinkles!
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#20

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear!
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