Remember the Why is water wet joke? Yup, the one that explains the very nature of H2O and gives an immersive experience into the world of liquids? The hilariously funny joke that squeezed some bodily waters (tears, we mean tears) out of you? Well, that very same joke has inspired us to comprise a whole list of water jokes and to share it with you, too! So, ready or not, the jokes about water are here.
So, water, right? Not the first thing that pops into your mind when thinking about hilarious jokes, we can bet. However, bearing in mind that like 90% of everything around us is actually made from water (the number is not scientific, we added like before it), that means that liquids are the basis of plenty of cool jokes. Well, at least in our minds, that is. However, we’re going to find out very soon if our thesis is any good because you’re about to read these funny water jokes and tell us what you think about them!
Now, our selection of water jokes is, as usual, a bit further down. Once you get there, be sure to vote for the best jokes on the list. And after that is all well and done, share this article with your friends who you think would benefit from a bit more water and entertainment in their day!
#1
WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
WIFE: “In the pool.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
WIFE: “In the pool.”
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#2
RIP Boiled water… you will be mist.
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#3
Adele might set fire to rain… But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.
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#4
A man walks into a library and asks for a bottle of water.
The librarian says “this is a library!”.
The man whispers “sorry, a bottle of water, please”.
The man whispers “sorry, a bottle of water, please”.
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#5
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
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#6
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
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#7
That awkward moment when you pay $2 for Evian water and notice if spelled backwards you’re Naive.
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#8
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well.
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#9
If you ever feel blue, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep.
That will give you a reason to get up in the morning.
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#10
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
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#11
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
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#12
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
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#13
What state does the Mississippi River flow in?
Liquid.
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#14
When does it rain money?
When there is “change” in the weather.
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#15
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
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#16
In the future water will be like sarcasm.
No one will get it.
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#17
What did the sea say to the river?
You can run, but you can't tide.
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#18
Patient: Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
Doctor: A tap on the ankle.
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#19
Why should one be careful when it is raining cats and dogs?
Because they might step on a poodle.
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#20
How did the raindrop feel while receiving a gift?
It was on Cloud Nine.
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