Right as we emerge out of all the seasonal celebrations, there is one more day to celebrate in winter. The day when everything is about hearts, roses, and chocolate. The day you either love or love to hate. Yes, I’m talking about St. Valentine’s Day.
Now whether you truly enjoy celebrating this day with someone special or sincerely couldn’t care less, here is an idea for a bit of a new approach you could try this year. Every year, when preparing a card for your valentine, you either have to struggle to come up with something cute and original to write on it, or you have to put up with the cheesy Valentine’s lines the manufacturer printed for you. How about this time you try some Valentine’s Day jokes instead?
Cute jokes can have as much impact on the receiver of your card as any romantic line, if not more. Because, let’s be honest, no one is above a good punny joke. And if you are approaching your crush for the first time, a funny Valentine card will stand out and help break the ice.
Don’t know any jokes about love? We’ve got you covered! In this article, you will find tons of funny Valentine jokes you can dedicate to anyone in your life. Choose the ones that tickle you the most, and jot them down on the card. And don’t forget to come back and let us know later how the recipient liked it!
#1
What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day?
"Happy Independence Day!"
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#2
Why should you never laugh at your significant other's choices?
Because you’re one of them!
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#3
What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?
February 14th.
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#4
What's the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind, while marriage is an eye-opener!
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#5
What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
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#6
Why didn't the two dogs make serious Valentine's Day plans?
It was just puppy love.
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#7
What did the octopus say to the other octopus on Valentine's Day?
"I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."
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#8
Why were the forks disappointed on Valentine's Day?
All they wanted to do was spoon.
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#9
How can you save money on Valentine's gifts?
Become single.
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#10
Why did the dad approve of his daughter's goalie-boyfriend?
He was a real keeper.
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#11
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
It gave her a ring!
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#12
Why would Forrest Gump be a good Valentine?
He'd probably gift a box of chocolates.
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#13
"If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango."
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#14
What do Italians say to each other on Valentine's Day?
"You’ve got a pizza my heart."
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#15
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar.
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#16
What did the girl squirrel say back to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
"You're nuts so bad yourself!"
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#17
What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine's Day?
"My heart beats for you."
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#18
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
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#19
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
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#20
What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine's Day?
"You're one in a melon!"
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