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“I Knew I Should’ve Called In Dead Today”: Mechanics Share The Absurd Things They’ve Seen On The Job (50 New Pics)
AutomotiveMAR 23, 2024

“I Knew I Should’ve Called In Dead Today”: Mechanics Share The Absurd Things They’ve Seen On The Job (50 New Pics)

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Imagine you are driving along, minding your own business, when the dreaded “strange” sounds start to emanate from your vehicle. Or perhaps the “check engine” light comes on. The pain of finding out what is wrong coupled with the pain of paying to fix it means most people bring their vehicles in way too late.
The “Just Rolled Into The Shop” online group is dedicated to the craziest and most absurd things mechanics have seen people bring them. So get comfortable as you scroll through, consider getting your vehicle looked at, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts online. 

#1 Someone Came With A Car And This Was In The Trunk. He Said We Can Keep Everything From Inside The Car. I'm Definitely Keeping It

Someone Came With A Car And This Was In The Trunk. He Said We Can Keep Everything From Inside The Car. I'm Definitely Keeping It
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#2 Customer States Abs/Esc And Front Radar Lights On…

Customer States Abs/Esc And Front Radar Lights On…
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#3 This "Time Machine" Just Rolled In. 9 Thousand Miles, And The Plate Expired In 1983

This "Time Machine" Just Rolled In. 9 Thousand Miles, And The Plate Expired In 1983
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The truth is, normal wear and tear can (and will), over time break something in your car. After all, even home appliances under normal use break down and your blender doesn’t spend hours flying down a highway. This is why, as with one’s health, preemptive and preventive measures are often smart then explicitly waiting for something to break

As they are the main point of contact with the road, naturally, the tires tend to be the first to go. If you live in a place with a lot of ice and snow in winter, you have the wonderful opportunity every year to pay to get winter tires installed. 

#4 Me Standing Next To A Cat 797

Me Standing Next To A Cat 797
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#5 Tool Box Battery Backup Is Warm And Comfy

Tool Box Battery Backup Is Warm And Comfy
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222points

#6 Pulled This Guy From A Camry

Pulled This Guy From A Camry
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216points

On the flipside, this does mean that an expert gives your tires a once over at least yearly, so you have someone to tell you it’s time for a new set. That being said, like anything car related, it gets expensive so most people prefer to wait way too long, as the examples here show. Once you add on the fact that some mechanics will take you for a ride, people’s anxiety becomes a bit more understandable. 

#7 "Well, I'm Not Sure How To Say This, But It Looks Like Your Engine Bay Has Been Overtaken By Gay Mice"

"Well, I'm Not Sure How To Say This, But It Looks Like Your Engine Bay Has Been Overtaken By Gay Mice"
197points

#8 Third Car We've Had Towed In Within A Week For A No Start After Refueling At A Local Gas Station. This Fuel Sample Is About 96% Water

Third Car We've Had Towed In Within A Week For A No Start After Refueling At A Local Gas Station. This Fuel Sample Is About 96% Water
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#9 Customer Is Going Through A Nasty Divorce, Wanted Us To Have A Look Around After She Saw Her Husband Following Her Around Town

Customer Is Going Through A Nasty Divorce, Wanted Us To Have A Look Around After She Saw Her Husband Following Her Around Town
189points

As with anything else, the main moving parts are the first to go. This is why some car experts believe that getting your transmission and batteries checked is a good idea from time to time. On the other hand, again like when one visits a doctor, it’s best to not lie to the person who is going to be doing the fixing, otherwise you’ll end up with the main issues overlooked. 

#10 Boss Man Came To Work In His Old American Truck Today. A Rare Sight Here In Scotland

Boss Man Came To Work In His Old American Truck Today. A Rare Sight Here In Scotland
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#11 Driver States "Odometer Speaks Martian Before Startup"

Driver States "Odometer Speaks Martian Before Startup"
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#12 Found This On The First Truck I Hoisted This Morning

Found This On The First Truck I Hoisted This Morning
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At the same time, while it’s important to not be the sort of car-owner you see here, it also helps to do your due diligence when picking a mechanic. While there might be hundreds of garages out there, not every person working in them is an actually certified expert who knows exactly how to fix what you have. 

#13 This Is Not What I Was Expecting When The Customer Said “The Tire Exploded And There Are Wires Showing”

This Is Not What I Was Expecting When The Customer Said “The Tire Exploded And There Are Wires Showing”
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181points

#14 Any Suggestions?

Any Suggestions?
He's got a death grip on the wiring and he's trying to climb deeper.
181points

#15 324k Mile Tacoma. Oil Changes Work Folks

324k Mile Tacoma. Oil Changes Work Folks
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This isn’t just to ensure that the cars roaring down the highway are safe (although that is a big part of it), but also to ensure that when repairs are done, they are conducted in an environmentally friendly way. If you are in the US, the EPA provides courses and certifications for car repair specialists to that effect. 

#16 Had This Brand New Escape Show Up.. Owners Were Towing It Behind Their Motor Home And Guess The Parking Brake Locked Up. Took Them A Few Miles To Realize What That Terrible Noise Was 😂

Had This Brand New Escape Show Up.. Owners Were Towing It Behind Their Motor Home And Guess The Parking Brake Locked Up. Took Them A Few Miles To Realize What That Terrible Noise Was 😂
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#17 C/S The Solar Panel Isn’t Working/Won’t Charge Batteries

C/S The Solar Panel Isn’t Working/Won’t Charge Batteries
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#18 Cars Like These Always Make Saturdays Great

Cars Like These Always Make Saturdays Great
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So when you are swapping stories of untrustworthy mechanics (which do exist, there is no use denying it) just remember that many of them do work hard and honestly. It’s a physically demanding job with lots of exposure to toxic chemicals. So perhaps don’t be like the folks in this list, get your car checked when it’s still in good condition. 

#19 Customers Really Make Me Question Life……

Customers Really Make Me Question Life……
Volvo tech here, customer comes in and complains my iPhone charger will not plug in the charging socket for 2nd row. They are not normal and look to be Swedish. Did you guys forget to change the plugs for a USA car??? She was really trying to plug a wall socket into 2 USB-C sockets. Husband couldn’t figure it out either. These people are among us!! Be careful out there.
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159points

#20 We Will Not Be Installing Your Spare Sir

We Will Not Be Installing Your Spare Sir
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