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30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why "No One Wants To Work Anymore"

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why "No One Wants To Work Anymore"

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First impressions are really important during the hiring process, both for the prospective employer and the candidate.
To attract the best talent, companies need to craft quality job adverts. They should be clear about what it is they're looking for and accurately reflect the role's typical duties and responsibilities.
However, for better or worse, the competition sometimes doesn't seem so high. After digging through the subreddits 'Recruiting Hell' and 'Antiwork,' we realized that some recruiters are so out of touch with reality, it's evident even in the job advertisement they write.
Continue scrolling to check out what we're talking about and don't miss the conversation we had with talent acquisition consultant and career coach Keirsten Greggs. You'll find it in-between the pictures.

To get a better understanding of how to scroll through job ads, we contacted the founder of TRAP Recruiter, LLC, Keirsten Greggs, who has spent two decades in talent acquisition and career coaching.

"A good job posting is discoverable by the qualified audience/job seekers it intends to attract," she told Bored Panda. "It is more than a list of duties and responsibilities. Job seekers should come away with a clear understanding of what problem they are solving, what they can offer to the role and organization, and what the role and organization can offer them so that they can apply and/or move on to the next, more desirable role quickly."

According to Greggs, a good job posting also shares the salary or hourly rate, work schedule, work location, and benefits, as well as provides an easy way to apply.

#3 Seeking Candidate With 15+ Years Of Social Media Experience

Seeking Candidate With 15+ Years Of Social Media Experience
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#4 A Friend Of Mine Was Looking For A Job Yesterday. This Must Be Hella Illegal, Right?

A Friend Of Mine Was Looking For A Job Yesterday. This Must Be Hella Illegal, Right?
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#5 Employment Gap

Employment Gap
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Conversely, Greggs said that some of the biggest red flags people should watch out for in job ads are:

  • The descriptions of duties and responsibilities are vague;
  • The list of duties and responsibilities is long and/or doesn't specify the qualifications at all;
  • The language used isn't inclusive;
  • Phrases like "high performance", "sense of urgency", etc. in a manner that feels toxic;
  • The lack of salary/salary range, or the range is enormous, and/or states the salary is "commensurate with/determined by skills and experience".

#6 The New York Times Has An 8 Round Interview Process

The New York Times Has An 8 Round Interview Process
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#7 Wtf Are They On… This Is For A Call Center Position

Wtf Are They On… This Is For A Call Center Position
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#8 Imagine Asking If Someone's Ok With Earning 30% Less Than What They Currently Make

Imagine Asking If Someone's Ok With Earning 30% Less Than What They Currently Make
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"Absurd requirements usually stem from an inexperienced hiring manager who doesn't understand the role they're trying to fill and doesn't have a solid grasp on the available talent in the market," Keirsten Greggs explained.

"This is where recruiters can partner with them by asking the right questions that will ultimately make the job postings more attractive and inclusive, help them set expectations, and improve the candidate/job seeker experience at the onset of the hiring lifecycle."

#9 Why Do We Have To Jump Through So Many Hoops Just To Get Our Application Rejected Anyway

Why Do We Have To Jump Through So Many Hoops Just To Get Our Application Rejected Anyway
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#10 Why Even Ask?

Why Even Ask?
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#11 My First Haiku

My First Haiku
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In 2022, the Paychex team surveyed Americans who have recently looked for a job, and people across the country shared their current standards for evaluating an open position and what constitutes a potential warning sign. Their main concerns coincided with what Greggs told us.

Compensation is one of the most important aspects of a job, especially in times of economic uncertainty. So, it's unsurprising that not including a salary range was at the top of the list (65%). For many candidates, omitting that information implies that the salary range is probably low. Not including a salary and using the phrase “gain experience” makes them feel that the company expects them to work for free.

Sometimes, a great benefits package can make up for a salary that's a little lower than you want to accept, but if the pay is much less than you think you’re worth and there aren’t other benefits to compensate for it, people feel there's no point in considering it.

#12 Exactly On Time

Exactly On Time
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#13 New Requirements Strikes

New Requirements Strikes
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#14 U.k. International Candidate Here - This Is What The Recruiter Texted Me After I Told Him I Need The Company To Sponsor My U.k. Skilled Worker Visa…

U.k. International Candidate Here - This Is What The Recruiter Texted Me After I Told Him I Need The Company To Sponsor My U.k. Skilled Worker Visa…
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The respondents also mentioned arguably the most frustrating part of looking for entry-level jobs, which is the requirement to already have several years of experience in a related role.

Having that expectation is extremely discouraging, especially for new graduates trying to start their careers while also needing to make a living.

#15 An Expensive First Day On The Job

An Expensive First Day On The Job
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#16 “I Just Saw You Swallow”

“I Just Saw You Swallow”
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#17 "We Are Unable To Offer Positions To People With The Name Jeffrey"

"We Are Unable To Offer Positions To People With The Name Jeffrey"
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They also mentioned spelling and grammar mistakes. Just as employers don't want to see misspelled words in a resume, candidates are turned off by them in a job posting.

These things show little attention to detail and look sloppy and unprofessional. The best candidates know their worth and will generally be put off by such errors.

#18 This Is A New Level Of Hell

This Is A New Level Of Hell
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#19 Not Sure If This Is A Repost

Not Sure If This Is A Repost
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#20 Ph.d. Maths Student Rejected For Not Show Not Having 3 Hours Of Calc On Their Transcript

Ph.d. Maths Student Rejected For Not Show Not Having 3 Hours Of Calc On Their Transcript
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If people have to tick a lot (and I mean a lot) of boxes even to get their foot in the door, they start hearing alarm bells.

A potential reason for this is the fact that the company may not really know what it's looking for, meaning new recruits might be set up for failure from the get-go. It could also mean the scope of the role is too broad, in which case people might be in over their heads as soon as they arrive, too.

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