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“No Name Is Safe”: 40 Of The Funniest Posts About Unconventional Baby Names, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group
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“No Name Is Safe”: 40 Of The Funniest Posts About Unconventional Baby Names, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

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Parenthood is very rewarding and quite adventurous. Your life gets turned upside down, and you're doing things you never thought you would: early mornings, late nights, constant stress and pressure, yet a tiny smile from your little human is quick to fix any of your worries. 
You spend a few exciting months preparing for your baby's arrival, figuring out all the whys and hows. Probably constantly thinking about how you could make your child's life extra special and satisfying. One of the scariest and most vital decisions for new parents or parents-to-be is choosing your offspring's name. Some folks stick to fairly common ones – others take this assignment far too seriously. 
"Poke fun at awful names and naming culture. No name is safe" – an online community with over 41K members that dedicates itself to "unique" names continues to entertain its members with odd examples, and BP collected a few of the best ones. 
More info: Reddit 

#21 Heros Live Amongst Us

Heros Live Amongst Us
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#22 Found On Another Sub. Poor Thing

Found On Another Sub. Poor Thing
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#23 Your Name Might Be Bad, But It Will Never Be This Bad.

Your Name Might Be Bad, But It Will Never Be This Bad.
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#24 As Long As I Live, There Will Never Be A Worse Name Than This One.

As Long As I Live, There Will Never Be A Worse Name Than This One.
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#25 This Is A New One..

This Is A New One..
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#26 Writing The 75th Khaytlynne Variant

Writing The 75th Khaytlynne Variant
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#27 Well O’kayden

Well O’kayden
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#28 So Sorry, My Dude

So Sorry, My Dude
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#29 It’s Time To Burn Utah To The Ground. (Found On A Facebook Name Group)

It’s Time To Burn Utah To The Ground. (Found On A Facebook Name Group)
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#30 Can I Offer A Crappy Facebook Meme In These Trying Times

Can I Offer A Crappy Facebook Meme In These Trying Times
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#31 Reminded Me Of This Sub!

Reminded Me Of This Sub!
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#32 I Thought This Was A Baby Name Announcement At First... This Sub Has Ruined Me

I Thought This Was A Baby Name Announcement At First... This Sub Has Ruined Me
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#33 Crystaleanor Dazzlequeen… It Hurts To Pronounce

Crystaleanor Dazzlequeen… It Hurts To Pronounce
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#34 Unique-Baby-Names

Unique-Baby-Names
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#35 I’m Not Okay….

I’m Not Okay….
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#36 My Current List Of Baby Names, Let Me Know What You Guys Think! 🥰🥰🥰

My Current List Of Baby Names, Let Me Know What You Guys Think! 🥰🥰🥰
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#37 We Should Call Them Instanames Meme

We Should Call Them Instanames Meme
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#38 Ok Which One Of You Did This

Ok Which One Of You Did This
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#39 People Are Posting Valentine's Day Class Lists In A Fb Group In I'm. So Many Tragedeighs. I

People Are Posting Valentine's Day Class Lists In A Fb Group In I'm. So Many Tragedeighs. I
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#40 Fell In Love With “Caisle” As An Alternative Spelling Of “Kyle.” What Do You Think About This Sibset?

Fell In Love With “Caisle” As An Alternative Spelling Of “Kyle.” What Do You Think About This Sibset?
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