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“No Name Is Safe”: 40 Of The Funniest Posts About Unconventional Baby Names, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group
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“No Name Is Safe”: 40 Of The Funniest Posts About Unconventional Baby Names, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

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Parenthood is very rewarding and quite adventurous. Your life gets turned upside down, and you're doing things you never thought you would: early mornings, late nights, constant stress and pressure, yet a tiny smile from your little human is quick to fix any of your worries. 
You spend a few exciting months preparing for your baby's arrival, figuring out all the whys and hows. Probably constantly thinking about how you could make your child's life extra special and satisfying. One of the scariest and most vital decisions for new parents or parents-to-be is choosing your offspring's name. Some folks stick to fairly common ones – others take this assignment far too seriously. 
"Poke fun at awful names and naming culture. No name is safe" – an online community with over 41K members that dedicates itself to "unique" names continues to entertain its members with odd examples, and BP collected a few of the best ones. 
More info: Reddit 

#1 A Funny Break From Our Regularly Scheduled Ridiculousness

A Funny Break From Our Regularly Scheduled Ridiculousness
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Everyone has names, all 7.9 billion of us – and they all mean different things to people, even if it's something common. It's exciting to think that, at one point, our folks decided to sit together and go through all the possible options that they found appealing, before settling on the one that they thought would fit our story.

it's understandable that each parent wants the absolute best for their child. You want them to have a fulfilling life, filled with amazing memories and great success. Incidentally, some might think that the name will mysteriously affect their offspring's future, so they make it their top priority to come up with something meaningful and maybe even unusual.

#2 This Person Is Doing The Lord's Work.

This Person Is Doing The Lord's Work.
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Every generation had a certain set of names that was quite popular and up until a decade ago, it wasn't uncommon to encounter a few peers with the same one as yours. Whether it was a playground, a school or your workplace – there were always a few Davids and Sarahs around.

Who knows, maybe back then folks weren't bothered by the popularity of their baby's name and the only thing that mattered to them was that it wouldn't get their offspring in trouble with their mates. Mockery and bullying could seriously mess with a young person's mind, and who wants their child to go through all this trouble?

#3 Don't Mess With Moonpie!

Don't Mess With Moonpie!
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#4 Cinnamons! Serious

Cinnamons! Serious
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Sadly, kids don't have any filter. Little ones will say everything that comes to their minds and they won't think twice about it. This type of behavior could be blamed on multiple things: a lack of discipline, a simple thought outburst that often happens at their age – whatever it might be, chances are your child will still get bullied. As we all know, looks play a crucial role when it comes to bullying since commenting on someone's appearance is considered to be a norm even when you hit 40, but having a wacky name also messes with the way your peers perceive you.

#5 Thought Y’all Would Appreciate This

Thought Y’all Would Appreciate This
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#6 She Gets It

She Gets It
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Having an odd name could lead to some unpleasant issues, for instance, offensive nicknames. And when a problem of a similar character occurs, it's extremely hard to get folks to view you as you, and not as the nickname you've been given. When you're young, you don't have the time to think about how uniqueness will conquer the world someday, all you care about is fitting in, and preferably with the popular folks.

#7 Finally, An Explanation For Weird Names That I Can Support

Finally, An Explanation For Weird Names That I Can Support
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#8 I Posted A Fake Name On Instagram As A Joke And None Of My Friends Have Expressed Concern

I Posted A Fake Name On Instagram As A Joke And None Of My Friends Have Expressed Concern
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#9 Any Hardcore Petnames?

Any Hardcore Petnames?
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Though, this decade is all about celebrating the individuality of each person, and maybe this is exactly the reason why we've been stumbling upon so many over-complicated names. People are eager to be unique and special, they want to differ from others and to be their own special person. Back in the days, it was rewarding to name your child after a grandparent or a significant person in your life, but nowadays it's all about individual identity. Fitting in is not "cool" anymore, which is amazing and very freeing – however, some people take this celebration of individuality the wrong way.

#10 Maybe Her Momma Was Hungry?

Maybe Her Momma Was Hungry?
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#11 Krissmiss Dae

Krissmiss Dae
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#12 Latrina

Latrina
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By all means, naming your child something different is wonderful and empowering, but why would somebody want to call their baby that will eventually become a 50-year-old office worker Midnight or Calliope? It seems that in today's world, a name is more than what your friends or your teachers call you – it's an aesthetic that your parents made up in their minds, a social media handle, if you will.

#13 Oh Dear...

Oh Dear...
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#14 Self-Awareness Found On Tinder

Self-Awareness Found On Tinder
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#15 Til There’s A Technical Term For Your Child’s Name Manifesting Their Personality

Til There’s A Technical Term For Your Child’s Name Manifesting Their Personality
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#16 Don't Cassume Someone's Name Meme

Don't Cassume Someone's Name Meme
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#17 You Never Know A Person...

You Never Know A Person...
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#18 Roe-Why?

Roe-Why?
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#19 In Honor Of Mean Girls Day

In Honor Of Mean Girls Day
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#20 Unique-Baby-Names

Unique-Baby-Names
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