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30 People That Didn’t Bother Making Proper Ads, So They Ended Up With Absolute Comedic Masterpieces Instead
Funny,Curiosities,FailsJUN 16, 2023

30 People That Didn’t Bother Making Proper Ads, So They Ended Up With Absolute Comedic Masterpieces Instead

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Ads are everywhere these days. And not all from the bunch are necessarily great. From unskippable ads on YouTube to, well, a Brachiosaurus toy with Lebron's head stuck on top of it (comes with free nightmares!) - you could say that we've reached the peak times of advertising.
There's no better place, then, to gaze at the gems of the junk-ad epidemic than the “Uninspiring Adverts” community. Although it only covers Facebook Marketplace, the biggest virtual yard sale, with almost 500 million users eager to get rid of their goods, when it's done with such a lukewarm effort as it is here - you know things are bound to get interesting.

#1 Uninspiring Advert

Uninspiring Advert
418points

Imagine, if you will, a world where every corner of your virtual habitat is infested with flashing banners, autoplay videos, and pop-up monstrosities that lurk at every click. It's no longer an imagination, but a grim reality for the weary souls navigating the digital realm. Especially with all the metaverses - yes, plural - on the horizon. Keiichi Matsuda's 2016 hyper-realistic visualization of what the future might look like seem pretty close to where we're headed.

As technology has advanced and our digital privacy has dwindled, one would expect an improvement in the user experience through personalized advertising, right? Well, the reality is quite the opposite. In 2007, the average consumer was estimated to encounter up to 5,000 ads per day.

#2 Mothersqueaker

Mothersqueaker
266points

But fast-forward to the present, and the situation has taken a turn for the worse, going on the verge of Orwellian dystopia: the average person now faces a mind-boggling range of 6,000 to 10,000 ads every single day - twice the amount since the 2000s - according to research by AdLock.com. Of course, the case with Facebook marketplace is totally different - we choose to go there, like a yard sale.

The idea that online ads are tailored to our interests and desires, then, has long been touted as a silver lining. A justification for the invasive nature of the advertising industry. According to one study, 64% of those surveyed said they find targeted ads to be “invasive.” Yet, as we traverse the labyrinthine corridors of cyberspace, we find ourselves questioning this façade of personalization. Are these ads truly reflecting our preferences, or are they just obnoxious reminders of our past browsing history?

#3 Boo!

Boo!
266points

#4 My Theory Is That The Dog Wrecked It And Then Quickly Put It Up For Sale Before Its Owner Got Home

My Theory Is That The Dog Wrecked It And Then Quickly Put It Up For Sale Before Its Owner Got Home
218points

As media consumption has expanded, so too has the proliferation of commercials. Back in the 1970s, the average consumer encountered commercials primarily during their three-hour primetime television viewing. At that time, federal regulations permitted a whopping 84 30-second commercials to be aired during this period alone. Still, that's nothing compared to today's 18-20 minutes of ads per one-hour TV.

#5 Uninspiring Advert

Uninspiring Advert
190points

#6 Uninspiring Advert

Uninspiring Advert
182points

#7 Just When I Thought Life Couldn't Get Any Better, I Give You

Just When I Thought Life Couldn't Get Any Better, I Give You
181points

#8 Gran Got Better!

Gran Got Better!
170points

In recent times, a notable, although scary, trend has emerged in the advertising landscape—a surge in companies that reward consumers for actively engaging with advertisements. This innovative approach aims to tackle the growing dissatisfaction surrounding traditional advertising methods by transforming the viewing experience into a mutually beneficial transaction.

#9 Forget Electric Cars. Hyundai Have Made An Engine-Less Car

Forget Electric Cars. Hyundai Have Made An Engine-Less Car
158points

#10 Wasn't Aware Peugeot Had Branched Out To Make *those*

Wasn't Aware Peugeot Had Branched Out To Make *those*
157points

Here's how being "paid" for watching ads works: instead of passively enduring ads, consumers are incentivized to watch them voluntarily through various rewards and incentives. It seems that companies try to circumvent the problem of not coming up with engaging, original ads by forcing people to watch their half-hearted attempts. At least “Uninspiring Adverts” have spirit and some dignity.

#11 Nice Lamp, Bro

Nice Lamp, Bro
150points

#12 Seriously. What Can I Say About This Except “Shut Up And Take My Money”?

Seriously. What Can I Say About This Except “Shut Up And Take My Money”?
149points

#13 Anyone Fancy A Bit Of Mood Frightening (Lighting)

Anyone Fancy A Bit Of Mood Frightening (Lighting)
Report
146points

#14 Well............ What We Got For Sale Here Then

Well............ What We Got For Sale Here Then
135points

It's no wonder that 90% of online users find ads bothersome, as the relentless exposure to what The New York Times aptly called the "junk-ad epidemic" has spurred people to actively seek ways to avoid them, resorting to the use of ad blockers.

#15 Great Until You Need The Jewellery Back

Great Until You Need The Jewellery Back
130points

#16 That Will Polish Out…

That Will Polish Out…
124points

#17 Another In The Series Of ‘ The Word Was Right In Front Of You’

Another In The Series Of ‘ The Word Was Right In Front Of You’
122points

#18 Uninspiring Advert

Uninspiring Advert
118points

#19 Hmm… Rolls Roy..?

Hmm… Rolls Roy..?
111points

#20 All In All You're Just Another Pack In The Wall

All In All You're Just Another Pack In The Wall
105points
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