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63 Unethical Life Pro Tips That Work Too Well To Write Them Off

63 Unethical Life Pro Tips That Work Too Well To Write Them Off

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It’s definitely worth trying to be a good person. But being good doesn’t always mean being nice. Sometimes, you need to let your inner Slytherin out. There are moments when you need cunning, out-of-the-box thinking, and a teeny tiny bit of moral flexibility to get results and protect your time, money, and energy.
We have collected the most interesting life hacks and pieces of advice from the ‘Unethical Life Pro Tips’ group to help you view your problems in a more creative light. Be warned, these hacks are too effective to ignore, but they’re slightly unethical and might make you feel guilty for using them.

#1

63 Unethical Life Pro Tips That Work Too Well To Write Them Off
To catch a food thief in a way that won't get you sued, use food coloring. It's simple: Take a jelly donut, take a plastic syringe or a baster, and take a package of food coloring. Mix together an atrocious amount of red and blue food coloring, then inject them into the jelly donut. The color will go unnoticed until the thief has their lips, hands, teeth, and possibly shirt covered in a hideous dark purple shade that will not come off for days. It's not toxic, it won't induce allergies, it's not a laxative, and it's not even spicy. Undetectable until it’s too late.
52points

#2

A close up of a wasp nest representing unethical life pro tips for dealing with pests
If you glue a d**d wasp to the palm of your hand, you can hit your boss on the back of the head as hard as you like and act like you saved him
50points

#3

A bride and groom kissing at their wedding reception, reflecting unethical life pro tips for saving on events
Send a wedding invite to every billionaire you can find an address for, as there's a good chance their assistants just send you a gift without ever confirming who you are or if their boss knows you.
45points

People justify their unethical behavior in various ways while still maintaining a positive self-image.

For instance, they might choose to view their behavior as morally ambiguous and in a grey area.

“Some situations are indeed morally complex or confusing, but people may interpret the information at hand in a selective manner,” writes social and health psychologist Juliana Breines, PhD.

Meanwhile, another way to justify doing something unethical is to frame it as an act of altruism. In a nutshell, people are more comfortable using deception for personal gain if they can justify things as selflessness.

#4

A group of students walking near campus buildings, representing unethical life pro tips for university life.
During your last semester of college, get your student ID photo retaken. You’ll have a more believable ID for student discounts/perks for a few extra years after graduating.
38points

#5

A crowded street market at night with many people. Unethical Life Pro Tips.
To get through busy crowds, try shaking a tin of coins and smiling at people. They will think you are collecting donations and avoid you at all costs.
32points

#6

A green garbage can standing outdoors on a snowy day. Unethical Life Pro Tips.
Remember the power of booing. It's not just for sports fans to show their disapproval; it's meant for anyone to show their disapproval. And it is very distracting. On college campuses, for instance, you'll occasionally have preachers or religious fanatics spouting off some potentially hateful things. Some students will try to argue with them to no avail. Just boo them. Booing drowns out what that person is saying or doing, and there is no thinking needed. You don't need to respond to their arguments, think of counterpoints, etc. Just boo them."
"If you're at a protest or speech and people or the speaker are saying awful stuff that you disagree with? Just boo them. Do your parents start going off on a tangent about an unpopular opinion they have? Just boo them. Someone makes an awkward joke at work, or says something intentionally weird or hurtful? Don't ask them to repeat it. Just boo them. Don't waste your time and energy on people who don't deserve it. Just drown out what they are saying, or annoy them to the point where they are quiet or leave by...booing them. It's really easy.
31points

What’s more, individuals feel better about their own unethical behavior by harshly judging other people who have done the same thing. This is so-called ethical distancing. It is, at its core, hypocrisy at its finest.

“Studies of ethical distancing have found that it is more likely to occur under certain conditions. First, the person has to see the behavior in question as immoral. Sometimes after a transgression, people will rationalize it by viewing it as less problematic, in which case they might judge others less harshly for the same offense. Second, the person has to believe that their own transgression is unlikely to be exposed, lest they risk appearing hypocritical,” Breines explains.

#7

A hand holding a smartphone to record a live performance on screen, depicting unethical life pro tips
If someone is recording you and you do not want to be recorded... "Pull up a Disney song on your phone. Disney doesn't play around with that." (Why? Copyright reasons. The video will probably get taken down.)
29points

#8

63 Unethical Life Pro Tips That Work Too Well To Write Them Off
If you plan on going to prison, learn to cut hair. Barbers are greatly appreciated by other inmates and you’ll likely be spared when it comes to prison violence.
22points

#9

A woman wearing a headset with a mic working on a laptop, illustrating unethical life pro tips
Tell anyone that tries to sell you a timeshare or vacation rental that you are a travel agent. They'll immediately leave you alone.
21points

The ‘Unethical Life Pro Tips’ group has been sharing slightly shady life hacks for more than a decade, since it was founded in March 2016.

According to the moderators who run the group, this is a digital space for tips that improve your life in meaningful ways, “perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality.”

#10

Three students with backpacks walking on campus, depicting unethical life pro tips for college.
Take easy, fun classes every now and then at your local community college. In PA, they are, like, $300, and I prob save more on software than the class costs. You still have a student email address and ID. Plus, you get to learn a new skill or just cool stuff.
20points

#11

A man sitting inside a camper van, holding a mobile phone to his ear. Unethical Life Pro Tips.
if you’re stuck on an annoying call, put your phone on airplane mode instead of just hanging up. The other person will see “call failed” instead of “call ended”
19points

#12

A security guard scans a man at airport security checkpoint, demonstrating unethical life pro tips for travel
Did you get the dreaded SSSS on your boarding pass? Just throw it away and pull up your boarding pass on your phone. Confirmed that this works just a few days ago. I went to the airline desk to check a bag, and she printed me a paper boarding pass. I look at it on my way to TSA and notice she wrote SSSS on it. A quick Google search informed me that I was randomly selected for secondary screening. Since I had already checked in on the app, I opened it up and displayed my boarding pass, which did not have the SSSS on it. I got to TSA, showed my ID, scanned the boarding pass on my phone, and went on my merry way. No secondary screening!
18points

Naturally, ethical life hacks are allowed too, so long as they provide “more benefit than the unethical tip.”

The mods emphasize that tips must not be obvious and have to actually provide you with some benefit. If your life hack is just a clever way of being a jerk, you’re in the wrong place.

Furthermore, you’re not allowed to share any illegal advice. Nor are you allowed to share “clever ways of stealing from other people or businesses for the sake of stealing.”

#13

A cluttered kitchen featuring messy countertops, highlighting unethical life pro tips for organizing home space
If you can't get your roommate to clean up, create a fake Tinder profile, match with them, and tell them you're coming over. They'll leave the place absolutely spotless in no time.
17points

#14

A modern, well-lit apartment living room with stylish furniture, highlighting unethical life pro tips for home decor
When buying furniture or house repair items in the US, go to your local USPS and get a change of address mailer. You're not required to change your address, and inside there are several discount coupons from stores like Lowe's, Wayfair, and Overstock.com. I once even got a 10% off coupon for Publix.
17points

#15

63 Unethical Life Pro Tips That Work Too Well To Write Them Off
Paper due at 11:59? Nowhere close to being done? Submit a paper you've done for another class and then use the time between then and when your professor emails you saying, "Oops! Looks like you submitted the wrong paper" to work on your actual paper
16points

We want to hear your perspectives in the comments at the bottom of this post, Pandas!

Which of these life hacks do you personally think you’d find useful in your day-to-day life? Which ones would you be fine with, and which ones are slightly too unethical for you to even consider testing out?

Meanwhile, what are the best life hacks that protect your time, money, and energy that you’d like to pass on to your fellow readers? Let us know!

#16

A woman holding a smartphone, representing unethical life pro tips on mobile apps.
If you forgot to reply to a text, or it was important, send the message you would have sent five times, followed by a 'Are you getting my messages?' text.
15points

#17

A person sitting on a sofa and counting US dollar bills, representing unethical life pro tips
Looking to save money? Tell companies you were just laid off. Tired of paying so much for TV, internet, etc., and struggling to negotiate over the phone? You could always threaten to cancel your subscription, but lately I've found telling the person on the phone, 'Hey, I love your service, but I was just laid off last week and can't afford it anymore. Is there anything you can do to help me out?' It's non-combative and wins them over to your side; layoffs are rampant, so it's believable, and if it doesn't work, you can always threaten to cancel and get sent to reclamations.
15points

#18

63 Unethical Life Pro Tips That Work Too Well To Write Them Off
Don't want to pay for garbage pickup? Just put your trash in old Amazon boxes and leave them on your porch. You're not just saving money, you're recycling, too.
15points

#19

Interior of a gym with exercise equipment, including Concept 2 rowing machines. Unethical Life Pro Tips.
If you want to cancel a gym membership and the gym says you have to come in to do it, just tell them you’ve moved out of state already and forgot. They'll send you an online form. (Although this isn't really 'unethical' as much as it is avoiding the scummy and predatory cancellation policy that most gyms have.)
14points

#20

A hand holding a smartphone scrolling through unethical life pro tips on a video app
Want your commercial to be seen by millions of people for free? Put it on YouTube with the title "The commercial the Superbowl refused to run.
14points
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