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“May God Punish You For How You Treated Me”: 76 Online Reviews That Are Funnier Than They Should Be
Funny,FailsJUN 18, 2026

“May God Punish You For How You Treated Me”: 76 Online Reviews That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

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The world can be divided into two groups: those who take the time to write online reviews, and those who don’t. But all too often, consumers and customers will only bother to share their thoughts publicly when they’re unhappy with a product or service. Sometimes, their zero- or one-star reviews go completely off the rails, and deserve a review of their own. Other times, their chaotic critiques provide us with comedy gold.  
Bored Panda has put together a compilation of the most unhinged, hilarious, and bizarre online reviews. From the drunk soul who bought an inflatable bed thinking it was a giant ice-cream sandwich, to the person who took the time to post a review simply noting, “Did not go there.”
We also explain why, while many of these are funny, bad online reviews are no laughing matter for businesses. You'll find that info between the images.

#1 Laughed Out Loud

Laughed Out Loud
12points

#2 Need The Owner To Respond "This Benefits Me In Ways You Can't Imagine"

Need The Owner To Respond "This Benefits Me In Ways You Can't Imagine"
11points

#3 Review For A Waffle Maker On Amazon

Review For A Waffle Maker On Amazon
10points

Some of these reviews prove that hell hath no fury as a shopper scorned. Others show us that certain people have way too much time on their hands. But while we may laugh our way through this list, the truth is that bad reviews can actually be very bad for business.

Not everyone will take the time to write a review, but research shows that the vast majority of customers will read reviews before purchasing a product. One survey of 800 shoppers found that almost all of them—95%—reported consulting customer reviews.

"Of those shoppers, nearly 1 in 4 (24%) consults reviews for every purchase they make," adds the PowerReviews report. "Among younger shoppers, those 18-44, that number jumps to 30%."

#4 Saw This Review On Amazon For A Pair Of Men's Heelys

Saw This Review On Amazon For A Pair Of Men's Heelys
10points

#5 One Way Of Describing It

One Way Of Describing It
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10points

#6 I’m Thinking Daniel Could Use A Free Dictionary

I’m Thinking Daniel Could Use A Free Dictionary
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10points

"Ratings and reviews have become a prime source of information for shoppers on their path to purchase," cautions the PowerReviews team. "An increasing number of shoppers are relying on reviews as they decide when, where, and how to buy."

The survey revealed that the presence of ratings and reviews ranked as the most important factor affecting purchase decisions—behind only the price of the product itself. For this reason, displaying online reviews is an expectation, not an option for businesses nowadays.

#7 This Is Good

This Is Good
10points

#8 This Is A Review On Genshin Impact In Google Play

This Is A Review On Genshin Impact In Google Play
10points

#9 This Review Triggered Me

This Review Triggered Me
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10points

Even negative reviews can help your business sometimes. Paying attention to what customers are saying, what they like and dislike, and where they feel you can improve can be a useful tool when it comes to analyzing and improving your products and/or services.

"Reviews can tell a leadership team about common obstacles to customer loyalty, like a limited selection, shipping issues and high prices," adds a blog post published on job site Indeed. "They can also help the marketing and sales team identify popular competitors, which can help them differentiate their company from others in the industry."

#10 Google Review From A Bakery We Ate At Today (It Was Actually Great)

Google Review From A Bakery We Ate At Today (It Was Actually Great)
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9points

#11 A Review I Got At My Store. My Bonus Is Affected By My Review Rating

A Review I Got At My Store. My Bonus Is Affected By My Review Rating
9points

#12 Funniest Review

Funniest Review
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9points

Goodfirms is a dedicated B2B (business-to-business) research, ratings, and review platform. The site notes that positive reviews directly impact your brand's online reputation. It adds that one of the best way's for a brand to display authenticity is to share customer reviews.

Meanwhile, a Goodfirms survey revealed that 91% of respondents trust online reviews more than the information provided directly by marketers. It also found that a single negative review can cause major damage when it comes to consumers' purchasing behavior and loyalty. The survey was conducted at the end of 2025, among 552 participants from more than 15 industries.

#13 It’s So Much Funnier If You Read It In The Tone His Character Speaks In

It’s So Much Funnier If You Read It In The Tone His Character Speaks In
9points

#14 Common Sense Is Not Included In The Box

Common Sense Is Not Included In The Box
9points

#15 Bad Amazon Review Because Customer Cant Measure Properly??

Bad Amazon Review Because Customer Cant Measure Properly??
I was looking for a craft supply and all the reviews are great except a few, but this one caught my eye ma'am you're using your ruler wrong lmao.
8points

"When prospects search your brand, negative reviews are often the first thing they see — shaping perceptions before a single interaction occurs," explains the Goodfirms site. "First impressions are formed in seconds. Negative reviews immediately signal risk, causing potential customers to 'sign out' before engaging further."

80% of those polled said they change their purchase intent after seeing negative information online. So what action, if any, should businesses take if or when they have negative online reviews? Keep scrolling to find out.

#16 Review Left For A Local Target

Review Left For A Local Target
8points

#17 Top Review Explains The Bottom Review

Top Review Explains The Bottom Review
8points

#18 Most Honest Doordash Review Ever

Most Honest Doordash Review Ever
8points

"Ignoring a bad review won’t make it go away," warns the U.S. Small Business Administration (SBA) site. "On the other hand, responding to customer reviews can result in better ratings and improve your business’ online reputation."

It's important to respond promptly and professionally. Never get angry or personal, no matter what the person said. SBA's experts advise apologizing to the customer and thanking them for taking the time to highlight issues with your business.

"Also, make sure you use the reviewer’s name and recap their specific complaint," they add. "Customizing responses will show that your business genuinely appreciates customer feedback."

#19 Hole In None

Hole In None
8points

#20 I Don’t Know If That’s More An Accomplishment For The Mount Or The Installer

I Don’t Know If That’s More An Accomplishment For The Mount Or The Installer
8points
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