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30 Of The Most Atrocious House Listings From This 'Ugly Irish Houses' Insta Account
Home & DesignNOV 17, 2020

30 Of The Most Atrocious House Listings From This 'Ugly Irish Houses' Insta Account

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Some houses look bad on the outside and even worse on the inside. Does that mean nobody can live happy lives in them? No. It does, however, mean that not only its neighbors but the Internet will make fun of it as well.
The Instagram account, Ugly Irish Houses, is sharing pics of all the crimes against design the country's homes have pulled off, and the project has already accumulated over 77,000 followers by doing exactly that. From buildings that look like cult headquarters to the ones that appear to be vintage museums, the Irish sure must be... extravagant.
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#1 Yes, Every Room Is From The Same House

Yes, Every Room Is From The Same House
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The creator of the account told Bored Panda they've always thought there should be some account or website calling out just how ugly many Irish houses are. "For such a naturally beautiful country, we've got a lot of ugly houses!" they said. "I so often physically stopped the car to pause and stare at the latest roadside abomination until I finally decided that it deserves its own Instagram account."

At this time, they discovered Ugly Belgian Houses, a project Bored Panda has already written about, and thought, "If the Belgians can do it, the Irish can do it even better!"

#2 The Floor Is Lava

The Floor Is Lava
94points

#3 The Splash-Backs Are Back! I’ll Never Get Enough Of These..

The Splash-Backs Are Back! I’ll Never Get Enough Of These..
85points

According to the person behind the account, if they were to create an Ugly Irish Houses bingo, these items would certainly be on the bingo card: red leather sofas, clunky deformed dining chairs, a cringeworthy home pub, a pool or snooker table in a cavernous empty room, a house surrounded by a sea of asphalt, Roman pillars often installed upside down, red carpets galore, a large framed photo of the house taken from a helicopter or drone, and a few other gems.

#4 I’m Lost For Words, For Once..

I’m Lost For Words, For Once..
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"If you were to compare us, the Irish, to most of our European neighbors, I think you'd have to agree that we are prone to making design mistakes, probably because the only references we have for architecture are castles, churches, pubs, and hotels... People seem to want to make their houses look and feel like one of those or a mix of all of them. Maybe it's also because in Irish schools, anything art or design related becomes optional after the students turn 11, so the Irish aesthetic kind of fossilizes at the end of primary school."

#5 So Many Questions, So Many Whys...

So Many Questions, So Many Whys...
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The account only features houses that are for sale on the open market, so no candid shots are taken from the side of the road. "Luckily, there's an absolute wealth of content on all of the Irish property sites, plus I have a fantastic community of ugly house fans who send me what they find on a daily basis."

(Not) surprisingly, even the showrunner lives in an ugly Irish house. In fact, it has even appeared on the account. "It's not ugly on the inside though!"

"I'd like to add that I'm not an architect or designer, and don't have any involvement with construction or design. I run this page just for a bit of fun and particularly during the last 9 months in and out of lockdown, it's helped my own mental health to have some kind of escapism, to have fun and interact with my followers in Ireland and abroad." Let's hope Ugly Irish Houses does the same for you too.

#6 This Is How I Imagine Everyone With A Range Rover Evoque Lives

This Is How I Imagine Everyone With A Range Rover Evoque Lives
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#7 Stop Wanting To Live In Castles.. Just Stop It

Stop Wanting To Live In Castles.. Just Stop It
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#8 Pure Class

Pure Class
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#9 There Was A Time In This Country When Only Proper Hobnobs Had A Bordeaux Bathroom Suite.. This Is Pre Celtic Tiger Opulence, This Is 1980’s Fianna Fáil Donating, Quite Likely Race Horse Owning, Bling Bling.. Watch And Learn

There Was A Time In This Country When Only Proper Hobnobs Had A Bordeaux Bathroom Suite.. This Is Pre Celtic Tiger Opulence, This Is 1980’s Fianna Fáil Donating, Quite Likely Race Horse Owning, Bling Bling.. Watch And Learn
66points

#10 Great To See All These Gig-Economy Hotels Coming Back On The Rental Market

Great To See All These Gig-Economy Hotels Coming Back On The Rental Market
60points

#11 I Don’t Know Who Owns This House, But I Bet She’s Called Donna

I Don’t Know Who Owns This House, But I Bet She’s Called Donna
59points

#12 Before You Ask, Yes.. All Of These Pictures Are From The Same House.

Before You Ask, Yes.. All Of These Pictures Are From The Same House.
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#13 Robocop, The Bungalow

Robocop, The Bungalow
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#14 And When They Ask What The Celtic Tiger Was.. Show Them This

And When They Ask What The Celtic Tiger Was.. Show Them This
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#15 When You Build A Monstrosity Without A Clue How To Furnish It.. Give Harvey Norman A Call

When You Build A Monstrosity Without A Clue How To Furnish It.. Give Harvey Norman A Call
54points

#16 True Beauty Comes From Within

True Beauty Comes From Within
54points

#17 Area 51, Co. Kilkenny

Area 51, Co. Kilkenny
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#18 Cabin Fever.. Sold As Seen

Cabin Fever.. Sold As Seen
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#19 The Splashes Are Back.. More Psychotic Splashback Creativity From Around The Country

The Splashes Are Back.. More Psychotic Splashback Creativity From Around The Country
51points

#20 Ever Wondered What A Cult Headquarters Looks Like?

Ever Wondered What A Cult Headquarters Looks Like?
47points
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