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110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird
Animals,JokesMAR 10, 2022

110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird

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A turkey is an image of beauty itself. Who could deny being in awe upon observing its stocky round body, its colorful feathers, its elongated neck adorned with rumpled bare flesh, the snot-like protrusion hanging from its mighty beak? It's truly an image formed from dreams, wishes, and hopes! Supplement that vision with its noble gobble-gobble song, and a turkey could be equaled to the charms of a fairy. However, this lovely-beyond-words creature's same qualities can be used for an entirely different thing than adoration, which is turning them into material for laughter. Laughter is, after all, the greatest form of reverence! Right, so we're not here to praise turkeys exactly, but rather to snicker at these hilariously good turkey jokes. All one hundred and seventeen of them, to be exact! 
So, as with any animal jokes, the turkey ones are inherently cute, just like the animals themselves. But liking cute things isn't something to be ashamed of! How could one find fluffy kittens, goofy puppies, and freshly-hatched buck-naked shapeless turkey chicks not adorable? See, it is human nature to like soft, fluffy, and helpless things, so a bird joke that incorporates both cuteness and hilarity is definitely double the fun. Soon, you'll figure out this for yourself! Just hang in there for one more minute before skipping to the hilarious jokes themselves - we still have something important to tell you. 
Of course, the important thing is us telling you that you'll find the funny jokes exactly where they should be - just a teensy weensy bit below. Once you are done reading these silly jokes, vote for those that have evoked the image of a turkey's nobility the most. After that, there's just one more thing left - to share this article with your friends! 

#1

110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird
What are turkeys most thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
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#2

What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
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#3

When is turkey soup bad for your health?
When you’re the turkey.
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#4

110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird
Why turkey prefers an android?
Because he prefers to say googlegoogle.
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#5

How turkey got famous?
He played in “Harry Potter and the gobbler of fire”.
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#6

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
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#7

110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird
What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football?
A fowl play.
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#8

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had his own drumsticks.
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#9

What did the leftover turkey say?
Make me a sandwich!
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#10

110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird
What is a turkey called on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
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#11

In what country is Thanksgiving sadly not celebrated?
Turkey.
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#12

How can a turkey be kept in suspense?
I'll let you know tomorrow.
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#13

110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird
Why did turkey regret not studying spelling?
He wrote gravy instead of grave in his testament.
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#14

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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#15

Why do turkeys lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they would break.
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#16

110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird
What did the mother turkey say before getting into the oven?
"I'm stuffed."
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#17

Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing.
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#18

What do we call a turkey with no feathers?
A Thanksgiving Day meal.
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#19

110 Turkey Jokes Dedicated Only To This Majestical Bird
When do turkeys get nervous?
When the calendar turns to November!
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#20

What's blue and covered in feathers?
A turkey holding its breath.
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