So you’ve made it through Monday, but Tuesday doesn’t give any promise of relief. By now, you’re probably starting to get weary of the week ahead and behind you, but the weekend seems to be nowhere in sight. The only thing that is here to help is that this day is known to be Taco Tuesday, and you can drown your sorrows in a plate of cheerful food. Wanna bet that you are not alone in thinking that Tuesdays are pretty miserable? Just check out our selection of these bellyaching Tuesday Quotes or Tuesday memes, and the togetherness that you’ll feel with their creators is bound to help you endure this nightmare of a day!
Maybe it is time for us to try to figure out what exactly is so wrong with Tuesdays? Of course, the best place to start our treatise is by delving just a little bit into a pseudoscience called Numerology. While adding a mystical power to numbers was here since the dawn of civilizations, it was in 1591 when an Italian Renaissance writer Pietro Bongo (....hey) wrote his Numerorum Mysteria book that Numerology sprinted into notoriety. Since then (although there are different schools of thought on the subject), number two became a representative of duality, the positive and negative poles coming in to seek harmony and balance. So, it leads to thinking that the second day of the week, Tuesday, is the evilest of workdays trying to outbalance the divinity of weekends, and it is you, of course, who takes the toll under this battle of harmony. As friggin’ usual. So there you have it. Tuesday’s abominable qualities are basically written in the stars, and there’s nothing you can do about it except read these smart quotes to relieve your pain.
Alright, now it is time for you to actually check out our Tuesday quotes, which you’ll find just a little bit further down. Once you’re done gathering the written word, vote for the clever quotes that you dig the most (or the ones that alleviate you from feeling miserable). You know what else? You’ll probably want to share these wise words with your friends so that you can wallow in your Tuesday-induced woes just a little bit more. Being irritated together is a whole lot more fun than being alone!
Maybe it is time for us to try to figure out what exactly is so wrong with Tuesdays? Of course, the best place to start our treatise is by delving just a little bit into a pseudoscience called Numerology. While adding a mystical power to numbers was here since the dawn of civilizations, it was in 1591 when an Italian Renaissance writer Pietro Bongo (....hey) wrote his Numerorum Mysteria book that Numerology sprinted into notoriety. Since then (although there are different schools of thought on the subject), number two became a representative of duality, the positive and negative poles coming in to seek harmony and balance. So, it leads to thinking that the second day of the week, Tuesday, is the evilest of workdays trying to outbalance the divinity of weekends, and it is you, of course, who takes the toll under this battle of harmony. As friggin’ usual. So there you have it. Tuesday’s abominable qualities are basically written in the stars, and there’s nothing you can do about it except read these smart quotes to relieve your pain.
Alright, now it is time for you to actually check out our Tuesday quotes, which you’ll find just a little bit further down. Once you’re done gathering the written word, vote for the clever quotes that you dig the most (or the ones that alleviate you from feeling miserable). You know what else? You’ll probably want to share these wise words with your friends so that you can wallow in your Tuesday-induced woes just a little bit more. Being irritated together is a whole lot more fun than being alone!
#1
“After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W – T – F.”
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#2
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.”
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#3
“Tuesday is the day I actually start the week, Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.”
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#4
“Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.”
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#5
“Three horrible facts about Tuesday: 1. Today is not Friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.”
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#6
“Tuesday! The day I remember all the things I should have done on Monday and will put off until Wednesday.”
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#7
“It’s only Tuesday and I am already 95% done with this week.”
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#8
“It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it’s still early.”
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#9
“Tuesday isn’t so bad… It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.”
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#10
“A Tuesday after a three-day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!”
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#11
“Tuesday is just another word for Monday.”
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#12
“Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.”
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#13
“Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like a Tuesday.”
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#14
“Tuesdays are really just Mondays dressed in their Sunday best.”
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#15
“Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday.”
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#16
“I am having Monday feelings towards Tuesday.”
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#17
“Doing good for others is not a duty. It is a joy, for it increases your own health and happiness. Happy Tuesday.”
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#18
“Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!”- Neil Leckman
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#19
Every day brings challenges, so on this Tuesday walk around them!”
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#20
“Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you. You’re just Monday’s ugly cousin.”
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