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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
FunnyFEB 26, 2019

30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings

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Hipsters have made a name for themselves as a group that lives outside mainstream culture - proudly flaunting ironic old-timey clothing, elaborate beards, and mustaches while sipping on craft beer and snacking on artisanal, organic foods. While it's easy to spot a hipster on the outside, what goes on inside their brains? - some pretty deep melodramatic thoughts. This list is full of emotional hipster captions that someone decided to parody, and the edits are so much better than the originals.
The term 'hipster' or 'hip' is documented as going back as far as 1902 in America. The New York Tribune published a quote at the end of the 1920s that includes the term, referring to the original 'hipsters' who were people who carried hip flasks around during Prohibition. Flasks full of liquor, what could be more hipster than that?

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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
We suggest you take deep breaths of air if you need to meditate
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
This friendship might be over before it really began if they aren't careful
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My heart is cold but Antartica is colder
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
Cigarettes, vapes, antique pipes, it's better to keep your lungs clean
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
Different body same frame of mind
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
Seriously sometimes it's really important that you keep it together
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
No item of clothing is too big or too small to make an impact - we miss that lost sock too
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
You aren't heartbroken, you are suffering from a cardiovascular heart disease
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
Nobody.likes.a.grammar.nerd.express.yourself.however.you.want.to.
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
Looking for love in all the wrong places
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
A picture is worth a thousand words, and sometimes that makes the caption worthless
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
Getting up is half the battle but sitting still can be hard too
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
The star of tonight's show is the moon playing the role of the stars
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
Math is hard, especially when your brain is the size of a walnut
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
Love can make you blind - blind to speeding cars that are about to hit you
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
We all have our own version of paradise - they decided to go with a farm
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
Do you believe in fate? Just be careful the next time you think you found the perfect match
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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings
Unleash the wild thing within you, because it might be eating all the food in your stomach
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