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“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
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“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)

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What do football, iPhone and Harry Potter have in common? At first glance, nothing, but if you think about it - each has a colossal army of loyal fans who devote a lot of time to their favorite thing, know everything or almost everything about even the smallest details, and, most importantly, are ready to die on this hill for their beliefs.
In other words, the same characteristics that religion had for the vast majority of mankind just a couple of hundred years ago. Remember the Crusades, religious wars and other "charms" of the Middle Ages? Yes, now religious fanaticism has significantly decreased, but worship of new idols has definitely taken its place.
This was also noticed by the topic starter of one of the threads in the AskReddit community, who just a few days ago asked the question: "What is not a religion, but people treat it with the same attention?" And so, as of today, the thread already has over 34.8K upvotes and around 27.7K different and sometimes extremely pathetic comments.
Bored Panda made a list for you that includes the most interesting and popular elements of the original thread. Sports and brands, music legends and internet traditions - all that make people worship them so devotedly. So feel free to scroll to the very end (literally everything is interesting there!), mark what you definitely agree with and, of course, don't forget to write your point of view straight in the comments!
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#1

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
elon musk. he’s annoying, he’s not saving the world so please shut up about what a selfless person he is. he exploits his workers. stop being annoying fanboys. don’t worship billionaires
302points

#2

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
The way Americans talk about their constitution is very reminiscent of religion.
They worship it, but they haven't read it in a long time. Maybe never.
They insist that you should respect it, even if you're not a member of the cult.
They tend to assume that a justification for every opinion they have is in there somewhere.
They treat the men who wrote it as if they're prophets.
They can become sullen, withdrawn, or even hostile when you say it's wrong and requires serious alteration.
255points

#3

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
"Influencers"
244points

#4

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Kardashians
243points

#6

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Apple fandom.
195points

#7

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Mommy groups. Started getting completely out of hand when my kids were teenagers. I'm a crunchy mom, I'm this kind of mom, or that kind of mom. Those people get rabid. How DARE YOU listen to advice given to you from a doctor about your individual child, MY group thinks "THIS". Heresy! Blasphemy! We will CRUCIFY you!
They used to helpful, now they are f*****g cults.
188points

#8

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Scientology
174points

#9

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Obsession with a famous person(s).
165points

#10

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Workaholism / hustle culture.
160points

#11

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Some MLM schemes.
151points

#12

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Certain sports
141points

#13

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Gender ideology (aka the pseudoscience surrounding transgenderism). I say this as a trans person. If you do not follow a woke belief system to the very letter you are treated like an apostate. The left used to be very areligious but it is all spiritual gender woo woo stuff now.
135points

#14

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Disney. Especially when you go down to Florida.
131points

#15

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Brands in general.
People praising Adidas, Apple, Hugo Boss, etc.
131points

#16

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Politics
Report
117points

#17

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Fraternities and Sororities. Down to the recruitment/shunning culture
116points

#18

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Crypto
114points

#19

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
astrology zodiac signs
112points

#20

“What Is Not A Religion, But People Treat It With The Same Attention?” (30 Answers)
Money
109points
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