Funny,JokesMAY 15, 2023

125 Funny Travel Jokes for Adults and Kids

Eligijus Sinkunas, Marisha Kazaryan and Emma A. Smith

I have met very few people in my life who didn't like traveling, and even then, I believe they just hadn't had the right experience yet.

If you are having a hard time trying to persuade someone to travel with you, try easing them into the subject through travel memes. Humor always helps, and traveling is no different.

Throughout the time we were all required to stay at home, and it seemed like traveling would never come back, what kept me going, personally, was a good laugh. And now that we can roam around the world again, travel puns and holiday jokes are still very relevant to fill the time until you can get on the train or airplane again.

But speaking of flying, do you know what one place where you should never, ever tell dark airplane jokes is? At the airport! No one who works there will appreciate it, and given their job, it's pretty understandable.

For this article, we collected a bunch of jokes on traveling, travel-related funny short phrases, and even humorous riddles for you to have some fun while you're waiting for your next traveling opportunity.

And if your travels lean more toward the great outdoors, our camping jokes and nature jokes will keep you laughing on the trail, too.

Share them with your friends who have wanderlust just like you. If you have more travel jokes, our comment section is open for you.

#121

Vacation is the art of leaving home to relax somewhere with worse wifi.

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"I travel light," said no one repacking their bag at the check-in scale.

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Home is where the wifi connects automatically. Everywhere else is just travel.

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Jet lag is just your body refusing to accept your recent life choices.

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I'm never lost. I'm taking the scenic route I definitely did not plan.

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Travel Jokes FAQ: Questions for the Chronically Wanderlusting

What are some funny travel jokes?

The best travel jokes turn airport stress and empty bank accounts into punchlines. A reader favorite: "I need six months of vacation, twice a year." Expect plane puns, vacation truths, and a suspicious number of geography puns. All of them below are sorted by reader votes, so the funniest rise to the top like your carry-on in an overhead bin.

What are good travel jokes for kids?

Keep them clean and pun-powered, and kids will love them, like: "Where do sheep like to go on vacation? The Baa-hamas." Or: "How do you know elephants love to travel? They always pack their trunk." Easy to remember, and perfect for surviving a long car ride.

What are the best travel dad jokes?

Travel dad jokes are built for maximum groaning at 30,000 feet, for example: "What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies." The rule holds: the worse the pun, the better the dad joke.

What is a good time travel joke?

Time travel jokes play with logic and timing, like: "We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour." Bonus points if you can tell one before the joke even starts.

What is a good short travel one-liner?

Short travel one-liners land before the plane does: "Oceans are so friendly, they're always waving at you." Or: "Vacation calories don't count." Deliver, pause, board.

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