I have met very few people in my life who didn't like traveling, and even then, I believe they just hadn't had the right experience yet.
If you are having a hard time trying to persuade someone to travel with you, try easing them into the subject through travel memes. Humor always helps, and traveling is no different.
Throughout the time we were all required to stay at home, and it seemed like traveling would never come back, what kept me going, personally, was a good laugh. And now that we can roam around the world again, travel puns and holiday jokes are still very relevant to fill the time until you can get on the train or airplane again.
But speaking of flying, do you know what one place where you should never, ever tell dark airplane jokes is? At the airport! No one who works there will appreciate it, and given their job, it's pretty understandable.
For this article, we collected a bunch of jokes on traveling, travel-related funny short phrases, and even humorous riddles for you to have some fun while you're waiting for your next traveling opportunity.
And if your travels lean more toward the great outdoors, our camping jokes and nature jokes will keep you laughing on the trail, too.
Share them with your friends who have wanderlust just like you. If you have more travel jokes, our comment section is open for you.
#1 Funny Travel Jokes
"I need six months of vacation, twice a year."
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"If I owned a DeLorean… I’d probably only drive it from time to time."
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My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.
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Why don't aliens visit our planet?
It has terrible ratings. One star.
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"I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb."
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"I wanted to make a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t like it."
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You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it.
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"The flight attendant on our trip was handing out plastic pilot wings to some kids. As I stepped forward, she jokingly offered me one, but I passed. Pointing to the Airborne wings on my Army uniform, I explained, 'The last time someone gave me wings, I had to jump out of the airplane."'
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Me: “I’d love to travel more”.
The bank account: “Like, to the park?”
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"What do travelers like best about Switzerland?"
"I’m not sure, but the flag’s a big plus."
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Oceans are so friendly. They’re always waving at you.
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"I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don't cross the country and are back home in a few hours."
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Halfway between New York City and Washington, D.C., the train's engine fell silent. "I've got good news and bad news," the conductor announced. "The bad news is we lost power." My fellow passengers groaned. "The good news," he added, "is we weren't cruising at 30,000 feet."
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"On vacation in Hawaii, my stepmom, Sandy, called a café to make reservations for 7 p.m. Checking her book, the cheery young hostess said, "I'm sorry, all we have is 6:45. Would you like that?"
"That's fine," Sandy said.
"Okay," the woman confirmed. Then she added, "Just be advised you may have to wait 15 minutes for your table."'
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#15
"I love when flies won’t leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, tiny pest."
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#16
"We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour."
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#17
"My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport."
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#18
What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
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#19
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?
"Where on Earth have you been?”
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#20 The Best Travel Jokes
"Traveling through the Midwest, I stopped at an Ohio welcome center to pick up a state map. I found plenty of brochures but no maps.
Then I spotted two employees and asked whether they had any. 'Sure,' said the first guy. 'I’ll get you one.'
As he walked to the back, the second guy explained, 'We keep them in the storage room. If we leave them out on the counter, people just come in and take them.'"
Then I spotted two employees and asked whether they had any. 'Sure,' said the first guy. 'I’ll get you one.'
As he walked to the back, the second guy explained, 'We keep them in the storage room. If we leave them out on the counter, people just come in and take them.'"
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