#1 You Can Still Appreciate Architectural Marvels During Lockdown, You Just Have To Build Them First
There are so many travel blogs out there that are crammed full of useful information, perfectly formulated to be picked up by search engines so they can sell people stuff, but completely lacking in soul. There's a part of me that would like to create content like that, but I have never been able to bring myself to do it. Instead, I share some helpful travel tips and a lot of useless but entertaining anecdotes and travel trend commentary.
#2 Surfing Is Now Permitted But Standing Around On The Beach Posing For Instagrams Is Not. So, If You're Looking For Me, I'll Be At Home Doing 'Housework'
#3 Being Location Independent Is Not What It Used To Be
After the coronavirus pandemic subsides, I am assuming regional travel will open up before international travel. Living in South Africa, the first place I would like to visit is, what is in my opinion, one of South Africa's most iconic landmarks: the giant pineapple in the small town of Bathurst. Having missed my family during isolation, I will invite them to join me. Being the biggest pineapple in the world, I think it can accommodate everyone. Then, I'd like to go to the Namibian desert town of Swakopmund to take post-apocalyptic dystopia-grams in buildings slowly being engulfed by desert sand. Beyond that, I have no plans but I would like to see Colombia and Southeast Asia.
#4 The Most Appropriate Pose When You're Super Happy (Or Trying To Convince Yourself That You're Super Happy) To Be In Your Current Location
#5 If You Can’t Be All Sexy In A Hotel Room With A Corner Window, You Can Still Bring The Sexy To Your Own (Kitchen) Corner Window
#6 Immersing Oneself In Exotic Foliage Is Not What It Used To Be. Some People Are Fostering Shelter Pets Right Now. My Housemate Is Fostering Abandoned Office Plants
#7 Enjoying The View From The Edge
#8 Yes, This Is The Most Interesting And Elaborate Door I Have Seen So Far This Year
#9 Since You Can't Follow Me Around The World, You Might As Well Follow Me Around The House
#10 We Used To Do Yoga So We Could Pull Off Fancy Poses In Exotic Locations, Now We Just Do It For The Health Benefits (#Nailedit)
#11 When You Can't Use Street Art For Your Latest Tinder Pic, You Can Always Settle For Fridge Art.
#12 Visiting The Louvre To See The Mona Lisa Is Not What It Used To Be
#13 Nothing Beats The Sun Shining Down On Gorgeous Brown Face-Brick Paving, Recently Washed By Frigid Winter Rain...Okay, Well, Maybe I Can Think Of A Few Things
#14 'Travel Blogging' Is Not What It Used To Be
#15 Playing In A Fort Is Not What It Used To Be. But It's Better Than Not Playing In A Fort
#16 Ah, Classic 'Heart Hands!'
#17 With National Parks Starting To Open Up, I Will Soon Be Able To Find More Scenic Places To Contemplate Things And Generally Be Sexy
#18 Actually, I Don't Know Why I'm Practicing This Pose. After This, No One Is Going To Be Lying Around On The Floor Anywhere Where Anyone May Once Have Sneezed
#19 On Top Of The World..or The Couch..
