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40 Hilarious Restaurant Reviews And Replies, As Shared On 'Takeaway Trauma' (New Pics)

40 Hilarious Restaurant Reviews And Replies, As Shared On 'Takeaway Trauma' (New Pics)

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Many of us enjoy getting a cheeky takeaway after a hard day at work or school. Not only is it a way to reward ourselves for our efforts but we also end up supporting the local businesses and forming a bond with the shop owners. However, you can’t expect every single meal to be as stellar as what you’d get at a five-star restaurant. Some folks take it very personally if they have a sub-par experience and then vent their rage in the form of bad reviews.
That’s where the witty ‘Takeaway Trauma’ Instagram account comes in. The social media project collects the funniest and most unhinged customer reviews, and shares the savage comments that the restaurant owners came back with. Check out the freshest posts below and upvote your faves. Are we the only ones getting hungry right now? We hope not!

#21 Not One But 2 Contact Lenses

Not One But 2 Contact Lenses
85points

Meanwhile, during another interview, the page founder opened up to Bored Panda about the inspiration behind ‘Takeaway Trauma.’ "I'm a big takeaway fan and found myself going to order a delivery and thought I’d check the reviews of a particular establishment. After checking the good reviews, I thought I better check the bad ones also," they said.

#22 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
84points

#23 Get Stuffed

Get Stuffed
82points

#24 Plaster (From A Finger) In The Butter Chicken!!!!

Plaster (From A Finger) In The Butter Chicken!!!!
79points

"I came across the most hilarious reviews and was genuinely crying with laughter. Without really thinking about it, I screenshotted the reviews just for my own personal use to send to friends, etc. People seemed to find them funny so I thought, let's try and curate these and create a page out of it!" they told Bored Panda.

According to the founder of ‘Takeaway Trauma,’ folks ought to have more empathy and be more forgiving with restaurant staff. “People in general are so impatient and want things instantly. As soon as these high standards aren't met, the natural human reaction is to complain,” they said.

#25 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
78points

#26 Oh Rita, We Always Knew You Loved A Guy In Uniform

Oh Rita, We Always Knew You Loved A Guy In Uniform
73points

#27 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
73points

"I think a lot of the time, people give too much stick to takeaways, however, with that being said, some of the images of takeaway food I’ve seen really do look awful, so I think you can only really determine it on a case by case basis,” they pointed out that there are two sides to this particular delicious and metaphorical food industry coin.

#28 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
71points

#29 Dryer Than Me Nana

Dryer Than Me Nana
68points

#30 Rude And Pushy

Rude And Pushy
68points

We’d love to hear about the very worst (and best!) takeaways that you’ve ever had, Pandas, so swing by the comment section to share your experiences with all the other readers. Have any of you ever worked at a takeaway or fast food place? If so, we’re keen to hear about things from the other side of the counter.

Meanwhile, here at Bored Panda, we’re pretty big fans of ‘Takeaway Trauma,’ and you can check out our previous features about the project here and here when you’re done enjoying this list. 

#31 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
63points

#32 Black Bird Feather

Black Bird Feather
54points

#33 4 And A Half Teethed Monster

4 And A Half Teethed Monster
53points

#34 Don’t Think It’s The Same As Racism Barry

Don’t Think It’s The Same As Racism Barry
52points

#35 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
50points

#36 Pizza Was Lifting

Pizza Was Lifting
43points

#37 Uber Court

Uber Court
37points

#38 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
31points

#39 No Vaccine For Stupidity

No Vaccine For Stupidity
30points

#40 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
23points
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