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40 Hilarious Restaurant Reviews And Replies, As Shared On 'Takeaway Trauma' (New Pics)

40 Hilarious Restaurant Reviews And Replies, As Shared On 'Takeaway Trauma' (New Pics)

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Many of us enjoy getting a cheeky takeaway after a hard day at work or school. Not only is it a way to reward ourselves for our efforts but we also end up supporting the local businesses and forming a bond with the shop owners. However, you can’t expect every single meal to be as stellar as what you’d get at a five-star restaurant. Some folks take it very personally if they have a sub-par experience and then vent their rage in the form of bad reviews.
That’s where the witty ‘Takeaway Trauma’ Instagram account comes in. The social media project collects the funniest and most unhinged customer reviews, and shares the savage comments that the restaurant owners came back with. Check out the freshest posts below and upvote your faves. Are we the only ones getting hungry right now? We hope not!

#1 Seek Help With Anger Management

Seek Help With Anger Management
516points

#2 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
393points

#3 Intoxicated

Intoxicated
390points

Takeaways are huge in the United Kingdom. Statista notes that the fast food and takeaway market in the UK amounted to 21.37 billion pounds (27.46 billion dollars) in 2022, with a forecast of 22.04 billion pounds (28.32 billion dollars) in 2023.

The fun ‘Takeaway Trauma’ project has grown immensely since it was founded back in late 2020. At the time of writing, the Instagram page has grown to house 184k takeaway and sassy comeback-loving fans. It’s a favorite of many internet users and has become a popular niche for anyone craving a big dose of negativity with a bunch of comedy poured all over it. All you need is an internet connection, as well as a big bag of popcorn or a large portion of curry fries and you’ve got an enjoyable evening ahead of you, really.

#4 Sorry To Hear About Your Nan

Sorry To Hear About Your Nan
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#5 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
302points

#6 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
264points

It’s easy to see why the page is such a huge hit. The posts are incredibly relatable on so many levels. First of all, you’re dealing with the topic of food. That’s something that absolutely everyone can relate to because everyone needs to eat in order to survive. So the quality of the food and service is a touchy subject for many folks. Many of us have also eaten out at least once in our lives, so there’s another layer of relatability for you there.

Secondly, people tend to be drawn to negative news more than positive topics. Though we all enjoy wholesome content from time to time, it’s spicy takes, criticism, and drama that dominate our attention. That’s why reading negative reviews is its own form of entertainment. As is watching how business owners put overly-critical wannabe food critics in their place with their rapier-like wit.

#7 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
263points

#8 Put Food In Living Room

Put Food In Living Room
247points

#9 Hehe

Hehe
234points

And thirdly, there is a ton of comedy to enjoy on ‘Takeaway Trauma.’ Laughter helps us forget about our worries, improves our immune system, gives our internal organs a decent workout, and makes us feel good. So it’s no wonder that this cocktail of food, negativity, and humor has been so popular with the Instagram crowd!

#10 Meow

Meow
233points

#11 Says A Lot About You

Says A Lot About You
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#12 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
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During a previous interview with the founder of ‘Takeaway Trauma,’ Bored Panda learned that the account even got featured on The Jonathan Ross Show, on the BBC. “I didn’t even realize they were airing it, they just did, and then someone just messaged the account telling me they saw it!” the founder told us earlier. 

“I’ve definitely seen a big increase in audience, especially since the TV show. People seem to be more and more involved in the humor, it’s almost like we have our own little community, which is exciting,” they said.

#13 Relatable Tbh

Relatable Tbh
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#14 Bye Bye

Bye Bye
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#15 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
152points

“I do see some really savage replies by business owners, some are so rude that I can’t actually post them as it’s pretty offensive—that’s how bad it's got!”

Back in late 2021, the founder of the project told us that they’d seen a surge in negative reviews about pizza deliveries. “It seems that the Neapolitan-style pizzas with the thin base seem to always fold over, or toppings fall off. It’s quite funny but at the same quite frustrating for the customer!” they said.

#16 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
149points

#17 Mark The Rat

Mark The Rat
135points

#18 Never Been

Never Been
132points

“Funnily enough, one thing I have learned is that most people only really write reviews if it’s really bad or really good—rarely in between. I think sometimes people are so annoyed and angry that in the heat of the moment after just receiving their ‘bad food,’ they go on to the internet and type everything they are thinking about right there and then,” they shared.

#19 So Much Greece

So Much Greece
124points

#20 Traumatic Takeaway Stories

Traumatic Takeaway Stories
112points
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