Have you ever wondered how aliens would react to all of the peculiarities we, humans, have? Assuming there's no other place similar to Earth anywhere in the galaxy, human and extraterrestrial encounters could be quite awkward. Despite the fact that we sometimes see ourselves as rather boring creatures, as compared to what we imagine aliens and all sorts of supernatural beings could be, if aliens ever try to invade our planet, they are up for a surprise. Science fiction enthusiasts on Tumblr decided to prove how badass we actually are in the form of 'tips' given to possible invaders. Scroll down to read them!
#22
Humans perceive sixteen times the colors we do. Do not hide in bushes or vines from humans. They can distinguish your pelt from the foliage with ease.
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31points
#23
Their appendages are not designed for hitting, so they developed special training to make them very good at hitting anyhow.
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29points
#24
On a planet full of lions, tigers, and bears, humans managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet.
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26points
#25
Human jaws have too many teeth in them, so they developed a way to weld metal to their teeth and force the bones in their jaw to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then humans continue to wear metal in their mouths to keep them in place.
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25points
#27
Humans can reproduce at a rate of 1 per space year. Destroy infestations immediately.
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24points
#28
Humans heal from injuries with extreme rapidity, recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results aren’t pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue, among our other survival-oriented traits - but they’re highly functional.
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24points
#29
Humans can detect you even at night by tracking vibrations through the atmosphere.
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21points
#30
We tried venting waste gas into the tunnels to kill the humans when they attacked. Turns out they breathe it.
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21points