People say "Kids don't lie." If you want to hear the truth about yourself or something in the world, ask a kid. And it's true; children don't have a filter yet and sometimes don't know what's appropriate and what isn't.
Kids' unfiltered observations can sometimes result in the most hilarious situations. Most parents know this: you're walking down a store aisle when your kid sees something, points at it, and loudly proclaims perhaps the most embarrassing thing you've ever heard.
In a recent video, creator @rhyann23 asked her followers for the wildest things their kids said that embarrassed them. The answers from parents were as mortifyingly embarrassing as they were hilarious. From accidental racial bias to bringing lubricants to school, these parents had enough reasons to want to disappear into thin air right then and there.
#21
Took my daughter (almost 3 at the time) to TJ Maxx, as soon as we walk in and I put her in the cart, we see there’s an older woman yelling at a cashier . My daughter shouts ‘ohh mommy, she’s got big feelings!’
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#22
The first time my son saw a person with a lazy eye, he yelled "Look! That's awesome! He can see 2 places at once!"
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#23
My son went up to a Hasidic Jewish man and said "I really like your Abraham Lincoln hat" 🎩
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#24
My 3 year old daughter had just watched Pocahontas and loved it. When we came across a Native American in the grocery store for the first time she proceeds to sing sooo loud “SAVAGES SAVAGES BARELY EVEN HUMAN” 💀💀💀
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#25
Me and my fiancé were walking around tj maxx with our 2yr old when there was an older women who happened to also be a little person. My daughter proceeds to shout “look mommy it’s a grandma baby”. My soul left my body
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#26
My oldest was 4 and started talking to a stranger in the dollar store about pokemon and when he was asked about his favorite pokemon, he was talking about a fire fighting one… then screamed “FIRE PUNCH” and gut punched the guy. I wanted to be raptured bc I was done.
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#27
My 4yr old & I were in a restaurant & at the register waiting to pay when he spots the abnormally large clock on the wall. “Mom! Your (clock without the L) isn’t that big!”
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#28
I blocked an ex boyfriend on everything besides animal crossing. My ex reached out via mail when my daughter was playing in a public library and she read OUT LOUD “ mommy, Tyler said he misses the way you taste. What’s that mean?” We’ve never been back. It’s been 7 years.
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#29
We were in the restroom at Lowe’s and someone was loudly using the restroom and my 3 year old yelled “it’s a volcano mommy”
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#30
My 2 year old said very loudly during a prayer at church “mommy tooted!” When in fact I did not toot. He did and blamed it on me. 🙃
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#31
in Walmart my 3yo held up the carton of raspberries and asked in his best Gollum impression "mama open raspberries" and the older lady in the aisle looked at me like I had the anti Christ in my cart 💀
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#32
My 4 yr old asked why the neighbor had a zombie in his car.. it was his elderly wife 😂🫢
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#33
My oldest used to pretend she was a cat. One day I put the cat food on the conveyor belt. She poked the bag and said, "I don't like that flavor." I did feel the need to explain to those around us in line.
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#34
In the middle of my uncle’s funeral (open casket) my nephew loudly asked when will he turn into a zombie?
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#35
I had to change my daughter in the bathroom and she said u gunna change yours too? She meant my pad. The other lady in the stall was screeching 🤣
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#36
Tried to take a person with dwarfism home because she thought it was a child. Kept saying ‘come with us baby we’ll look after you’
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#37
Apparently as a kid I pointed at someone with many facial piercings and asked if they fell into a tackle box…
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#38
i was in barnes and noble and i hear a child ( maybe about 11) yell at her mom "YOU NEED TO STOP GETTING INAPPROPRIATE BOOKS" i was so embarrassed for that mom
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#39
3 year old likes Mannequins but cannot pronounce it. Instead she calls them Mexicans. Each time going into stores, she points at them and says ‘look at the Mexicans’ and gets all excited. She also asks for her picture with them….
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#40
My 4 yr old asked the cashier at the dollar store when she was going to get her “grown up teeth” because she was missing her front teeth and when she told him she had an accident he responded with “that’s what happens when you don’t brush your teeth”
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