People say "Kids don't lie." If you want to hear the truth about yourself or something in the world, ask a kid. And it's true; children don't have a filter yet and sometimes don't know what's appropriate and what isn't.
Kids' unfiltered observations can sometimes result in the most hilarious situations. Most parents know this: you're walking down a store aisle when your kid sees something, points at it, and loudly proclaims perhaps the most embarrassing thing you've ever heard.
In a recent video, creator @rhyann23 asked her followers for the wildest things their kids said that embarrassed them. The answers from parents were as mortifyingly embarrassing as they were hilarious. From accidental racial bias to bringing lubricants to school, these parents had enough reasons to want to disappear into thin air right then and there.
#1
When my son was 3/4 he called all black people “chocolate people” and all white people “vanilla people” we saw a badly sunburned lady at the store and he yelled “WOW I'VE NEVER SEEN A STRAWBERRY PERSON!” And pointed at her🙃
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60points
#2
Friend of mine's daughter came to a funeral visitation and picked up the 💀 persons hand and waved at everyone.
53points
#3
Saw a man with an eyepatch at the shops.. my than 3/4 yr old son yells excitedly MUMMA MUMMA ITS A REAL LIFE PIRATE! Than as we walk past him he leaned out of the trolley and said ARGHHHH ME HARTY
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50points
#4
We went to a dealership to buy a car. The sales guy was in a wheelchair and my son asked him if his dad was a car. (If he was a half person half car)
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49points
#5
at church during the prayer, my 3 year old yelled "stop with all the talking! I want more singing!"
49points
#6
when my daughter was 3 she pointed directly at an older man wearing a turban and shrieked excitedly "mom, a genie!"
47points
#7
My son saw a burn victim and walked up to them got their attention, stuck his finger out and said "E.T phone home". I thought i was going into cardiac arrest.
46points
#8
my son and I were at the grocery store and every time I put something in the cart he'd say LOUDLY "are we paying for that or stealing it?" BROOO i was mortified. like what in his right mind made him think we would be stealing things 😭😭😭
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46points
#9
when my oldest was 3 she was pointing at everybody at the grocery store saying you're pretty, you're pretty... an old lady on the scooter was next...she said "ewwww ur not pretty..but thats okay" she ab fell out the scooter laughing..I was MORTIFIED!!!
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46points
#10
As church was ending we lowered our heads to pray. A minute or so later I heard people laughing around me. I opened my eyes and my toddler had unwrapped a tampon, taken the cotton out and was lassoing it above her head by the string. In a matter of minutes.
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46points
#11
my husband has a fake leg and one time we were at a community event and this like lil bit about 6 ran up to him and GRABBED IT and said ROBOT LEG‼️his mom was mortified lmfao we laughed so hard.
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43points
#12
I was explaining to my daughter about cremation (my mother's) and in the middle of my delicate explanation, she suddenly belted out, "🎶 THIS GRAMMAS ON FI-RE!! 🎶 "
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41points
#13
My son screamed “mum there’s a ninja “ to a woman in a burka 😳
40points
#14
My 3 year old pointed at a very frail OLD woman in the hospital and yells “IS THAT A ZOMBIE?” 😭
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38points
#15
We walked by a lady with one arm amputated at the elbow at the grocery store, my daughter said “mommy how is she supposed to clap.”
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36points
#16
This lady was in talking about using natural deodorant in the store, My friends 6yr old daughter loudly says to her "oh is that what's making you smell like that?" My friend and I were horrified 😩
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36points
#17
My kid asks me in front of the grocery store clerk: “can we eat today” as if they don’t have 8 meals and 53028 snacks a day.
34points
#18
my 2.5 yr old saw a really tall lady at the store and screamed “ ITS GOOFY” and started singing “ hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog” while doing the Dance 😭 I literally wanted to evaporate
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34points
#19
A heavier set guy dressed in green pants and a white button up came in and my daughter was like “MOM LOOK IT'S PETER GRIFFIN.” 😭😭
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33points
#20
We passed by a little person (a male adult) and my daughter said soo loudly “mom how did that kid get a mustache?” 😳😩
33points