If you think your city is wild, just wait until you see what other people are dealing with.
Thanks to Citizen app reports — where everyday people post local incidents in real time — we now know humanity is somehow both worse and way funnier than we thought.
From “27 goats causing a traffic jam” to a man fighting a cactus outside 7-Eleven, here are some of the most ridiculous real alerts people have shared.
We hope you enjoy this chaotic masterpiece as much as we did.
#1 Report Of Man With Pants On Fire Either A Pathological Liar… Or Just Extremely Unlucky
7points
#2 Man Throwing Cupcakes At Cars Sprinkle Your Rage
6points
#3 Juveniles Throwing Pickles At Albertsons When Life Gives You Pickles, You Start A Food Fight
5points
#4 Woman Armed With Five Frying Pans She Came Prepared For A Five-Course Battle
5points
#5 Twenty Pounds Of Feces Dumped On The Sidewalk San Francisco, Ca When You Have Beef With The City… And The Plumbing
4points
#6 Women Throwing Bricks At Each Other Jamaica, Queens, NY Sometimes You Skip The Drama And Head Straight For Demolition
4points
#7 Man Refusing To Leave H&m After Opening A Beer Retail Therapy + Open Bar = A Dangerous Combo
4points
#8 Person Punched While Dancing In The Street Apparently Not Everybody Appreciates Performance Art
4points
#9 Woman Threatening A Person With A Flower Pot Florals? For Aggression? Groundbreaking
4points
#10 Man Wielding Two Chopsticks In Police Custody Deadliest Utensils Since The Spork
4points
#11 Man Slaps Chihuahua Justice For The Tiny, Furious
4points