Men Are Venting About Women’s Creepy Behaviors And Point Out These 30

“If you don’t love me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”

No lady, you’re just an a*****e.

Physical a***e. I am 6’3” 240, dating a girl who was half my size and would constantly strike me. Even my friends laughed about it. She ended up breaking my orbital bone and then no one found it funny.

As a gay man, two things:

1. Women wanting to be friends with us so that they can parade us around as their "gay best friend". Had a few "friends" pull this s**t on me, the moment that they start introducing me to their friends as "this is my gay friend that I was telling you about" I stopped talking to them.

2. Try to "turn me straight" by doing things to attempt to seduce me. Like WTF? I'm not interested. Also, the number of women who ask me for intimate details on my s*x life and act like it's not awkward at all is insane...

I hate when waitresses touch me, whenever I post this too I get a torrent of replies saying that studies have proven that men are more likely to tip more if the waitress touches them. I don't care, I don't want to be touched by you.

In college, a girl stalked me and did things like go into the Men’s bathroom just to look at me while I showered.

Even though there was LITERAL VIDEO FOOTAGE, the University did absolutely nothing.
… And a lot of my male friends tell me that I’m “lucky.” 🙄.

Any man who's worn a kilt in public can testify. Women will openly grope, lift, and look. A man doing the same would be lucky not to end up in jail.

Hasn't happened to me, but I often see girls/women posting about how they flirt with someone that they have no interest in just because they are bored.

I've seen huge pages on FB post something like:

"Ugh I hate it when you flirt with a guy when you're bored and then they start to like you"

Playing with people like that is messed up.

My ex has the habit of talking like a baby and intentionally pronouncing words incorrectly like a child would.


I can understand if a baby or a cute dog is in sight but if you're cold say that. Don't tell me your thold.


Yes. Thold.

I was dating this girl who ended up faking that she would do a "surprise visit" to my house while i lived very far away. She'd text me that she'd be there in two minutes and was annoyed that i was annoyed that she'd show up unannounced while she wouldn't even know if I was home or not.After i broke it off she did it a couple times more.

She convinced a friend of mine to "lure" me into a bar where she was so she could "win me back". I come in to the bar, my friend isn't there, but the girl i ended things with and eventually blocked when things went to far was there and she went as far as blocking my path to the exit, saying that if I left she would scream that i was threatening her.

I'm not saying it's all women, but I've had a few experiences like this, although they didn't go THAT far.

Women: the number of you with long nails that are crusty underneath is alarmingly high. I even had a former coworker who regularly kept her nails at 3" length who once commented on me cleaning under my nails and remarked inquisitively as to why she always sees men cleaning.under them, and that it made no sense to her.

I then glanced at hers and i can only describe what i saw as an accumulation of spebum, dead skin and potato chip crumbs.

Please...please clean under your nails.

Sabotage other women.

Was at a PTA event at school like the opening week.

So they did a powerpoint animated slideshow to introduce all the teachers.

When the younger early 20’s male gym teacher was up on the screen there was like a little uproar from all the moms. Like about him being hot etc.

Even weirder is he grew up on the next block and went to the same school when he was a kid and his mom is still my neighbor.


If the guys did the same for a hot female teacher I’m sure they would have been run out of the room.

The "figure me out" game. They intentionally communicate poorly because they want their partner to figure out what is going on.

It's downright a*****e. I was that partner years ago and I'm still messed up because of it. If my fiancée is having a bad day and talking less than usual, I have to restrain myself from anxiously trying to figure out what I may have done to cause this.

Two years ago I was on an archaeological dig where one of the other students was a woman about ten years older than me. On the first day in the field- before I even knew her name or said a word to her- she walked up to me and said "You have really big hamstrings". At the end of each day in the field she used to walk around with her shirt off while we were packing up. The worst thing she did though was one day while I was screening (using a screen to check sand we had removed from the ground for any small artifacts we might have missed), she came right up behind me, got really close, and said "Do you have tan lines from those shorts? I bet you could pull off something a lot shorter".

Can you imagine if the roles there had been reversed? I'd be on probation if I said something like that to a woman.

Older women are insanely grabby and sexual-harrass-ey. I cannot count the number of times I'll go to take the order of a table of elder ladies and have one of them grab my wrist, hand, or put a hand on my hip. It's pretty gross.

Damaging their exes property.

Going through personal belongings. Like a phone or wallet that doesn't belong to them.

Not all woman but I've seen it several times.

Hit on a man after learning he already has an SO. Super creepy and gross-feeling.

I'd advise women not to do that, but then I'd be helping them to hide how creepy and s****y they are. Always knew to stay the F away from women who did that.

I once declined s*x from a girl I’d slept with before and as I was walking away caught a glass across the back of my head. People laughed. I laughed out of nervousness.

Had that been the other way round….

When they do the same things they complain about men doing.