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Supermarket Workers Reveal 40 Things They Absolutely Hate That Customers Do
FunnyOCT 26, 2020

Supermarket Workers Reveal 40 Things They Absolutely Hate That Customers Do

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You know how you enter the store to get some milk, only to see the shelf full of pinot grigio right in the way, staring at you with no place to hide? This moment of pure impromptu is basically the essence of the “decisions were made here” meme that shows the lonely product (one intended to buy) standing in the midst of the indulgence section, whether it’s beer or ice cream.
But no matter how funny it may be in the joke format, the reality is a tiny bit different. It turns out, it’s one of the most annoying things customers do while shopping, according to supermarket employees—not even mentioning taking a thing out of its package and leaving it lying out somewhere.
Below is the list of seriously annoying stuff we should all quit immediately if we ever want good shopping karma.

#1 Accurate

Accurate
592points

#2 When People Stop In The Middle Of An Aisle And Act Like They're The Only Ones In The Store

When People Stop In The Middle Of An Aisle And Act Like They're The Only Ones In The Store
495points

#3 "If You Let Your Kids Do This, [screw] You."

"If You Let Your Kids Do This, [screw] You."
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442points

Back in the 1950s and '60s, the vibe at supermarkets was totally different. According to author Blake Morgan, “brands treated customers like they didn’t have brain cells and used loud and obnoxious voices and obviously exaggerated print.”

It all changed with Ogilvy, the father of advertising who said that you gotta treat customers like you treat your family members. Because, essentially, they’re potential clients.

Then, the now-famous phrase “the customer is always right” was pioneered by successful retailers named Harry Gordon Selfridge, John Wanamaker, and Marshall Field. This approach stuck with us for many years to come, and it’s still in use today. But critics claim it doesn’t work in the current times.

#4 If You Really Love Your Heros, Consider This

If You Really Love Your Heros, Consider This
440points

#5 "Retail Workers Know What I Mean"

"Retail Workers Know What I Mean"
427points

#6 Getting Told The Same Joke

Getting Told The Same Joke
394points

In the times of consumerism, customers are no longer the perfect beings worthy of praise. According to the author Alexander Kjerulf, sticking to the “customer is always right” mantra has multiple adverse effects.

It makes employees unhappy, it gives abrasive customers an unfair advantage, it results in worse customer service, and it ignores the fact that some customers are just plain wrong.

Even if being customer-centric is part of the customer experience, that doesn’t mean brands and companies have to follow it blindly. They should rather seek a smart balance in making both customers and their workers equally happy.

#7 "Working In Retail Is A Special Type Of Hell"

"Working In Retail Is A Special Type Of Hell"
367points

#8 This Is Accurate

This Is Accurate
363points

#9 Customers Who Don't Say Hi

Customers Who Don't Say Hi
351points

#10 When They Act Like Masks Don't Apply To Them

When They Act Like Masks Don't Apply To Them
342points

#11 Sounds About Right

Sounds About Right
336points

#12 All The Employees Have To Do Is Put Stuff Away...right?

All The Employees Have To Do Is Put Stuff Away...right?
"If you do this, f**k you."
333points

#13 When Customers Leave Stuff From Other Aisles In Places They Shouldn't Be

When Customers Leave Stuff From Other Aisles In Places They Shouldn't Be
307points

#14 "I Think We All Can Relate. Am I Right?"

"I Think We All Can Relate. Am I Right?"
307points

#15 When They Tell Employees Their Whole Life Story

When They Tell Employees Their Whole Life Story
296points

#16 "Any Season"

"Any Season"
280points

#17 When Guests Forget The Entire Reason Employees Are In The Store

When Guests Forget The Entire Reason Employees Are In The Store
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278points

#18 When They Walk In Just Before Closing

When They Walk In Just Before Closing
275points

#19 When Customers Forget How A Store Works

When Customers Forget How A Store Works
266points

#20 When They Come .5 Seconds Before Closing Time

When They Come .5 Seconds Before Closing Time
264points
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