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Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones

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Despite being so normalized, the eight-hour workday still covers a lot of time. Some folks, if not constantly supervised, will find their own ways to get stuff done in this time span that are not at all related to work. 
Employees shared the brashest, most clever, and most hilarious things they or someone they know did on the job and got away with, all while pretending to work. People gave examples ranging from overlooking a shoplifter all the way to full-blown visits to the gym. So if you are reading this at work, you are in good company, get comfortable, upvote your favorite examples, and comment your thoughts below. 

#1

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
I used to work in Tesco and my manager was an absolute legend. End of shift he would tell us to help ourselves to anything that was out of or just about to go out of date. Anything that was left (which was a lot) he would take with him and hand it out to the homeless.
His attitude to the upper management was “f**k them, none of us get paid enough to give a f**k”.
RIP big John……
273points

#2

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
If I get sent to a shoplifting where the person is lifting one single sandwich or a pregnancy test or something like that I make it go away by helping the person “find” a couple quid in their pocket to pay for it and writing the call off as a misunderstanding.
246points

20th-century workers often had to deal with workloads even higher than ours. Ten and nine-hour days were standard in many factories. Workers and unions would often strike over it, demanding fewer hours, but it wasn’t until 1914 that major companies started to decrease the length of the workday. Henry Ford, the most unlikely ally to workers, was instrumental in this time span becoming standardized. 

Two years later, the Adamson Act saw a Federally mandated workday length specifically for railway workers. Once this precedent had been set, it became more normal, all the way up to this day. We still use “a 9 to 5” as a quick way to refer to any given workday, despite the fact that remote workers have very mixed schedules and service workers tend to have other kinds of shifts. 

#3

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
Everyone thinks I’m being helpful and cleaning up when I carry the pallets outside…nah, I’m fussing the cat that lives out there.
153points

#4

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
I'm sticking googly eyes on everything. Plant pots, monitors, the tea tin, the milk. Everything. I do it openly, I don't hide it, and yet no one has noticed it's me. Just constant "where are the googly eyes coming from?" when suddenly there's one on the outside of someone's lunch box in the fridge. I started an entire year ago and convinced the cleaner not to pick them off.
128points

#5

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
On site plumber on a very large industrial site. I keep all the scrap organise it and weigh it in every 3 months. Make around £200-300 each time. No one’s knows been doing this for at least 5 years now. My way of sticking it to the man and also helping out the planet slightly.
119points

Modern managers, despite their best efforts, need to realize that just because a workday is eight hours, doesn’t mean an employee will actually spend every last second working. This is not to say that they aren’t productive, but some organizational research suggests that office workers might spend as little as half their time directly engaged in doing tasks. 

#6

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
Walking my dog.
On my at home days I take my dogs out up to 2 hours to the fields and the woods. I manage to get good signal, so I’ve replied to messages, and emails whilst sat on a log watching them eat mud.
115points

#7

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
I constantly turn a blind eye to shoplifting because I can’t possibly justify humiliating or punishing someone for having little to no choice but to steal something they need ( band aids, tampons, etc) that they obviously can’t afford
93points

#8

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
I join every zoom meeting a few minutes late to avoid the awkward small talk
92points

As much as it might annoy higher-ups, even a productive worker needs to take little breaks to wind down. Just checking one’s email or taking a five-minute walk can help the brain reset and actually make the employee more productive in the long run. Some in this list have mentioned going to the gym, which is time-consuming but could be a great stress reliever if done correctly. But it seems that most managers aren't ready to have that conversation yet. 

#9

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
My wages have been wrong for the past 6 years I'm supposed to be on a lower wage band instead I've been getting £167 more every week for the past 6 years!! Woop woop
75points

#10

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
I leave an hour early every day - as does my manager. If they can’t be arsed, why should I?
74points

#11

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
Three times a week, on my WFH days, I go to the gym mid-day. I couple these sessions with lunch - because I've noticed lunch time varies for everyone in my company from 12:00 to 14:30ish, so it gets quiet. This gives me enough time to go to the gym, workout, get back home and then have a quick pre-made lunch.
Honestly because of this I am also much more productive - I come back relaxed, energized and I feel that dividing my day in two distinct parts is more manageable. Also my workouts have benefited, I go the gym at my peak and I'm no longer tired and cranky and this translates into my performance. There's also less slacking off cause I know I'm on the clock. And with the workout out of the way, I can enjoy evenings more - without having to wake up at the crack of dawn and go to the gym then.
70points

And it’s important to remember that not all work is created equal. Many jobs burden people with unnecessary busy work, perhaps to create the appearance of productivity, even when all it does is tire people out without any benefits. Business analysts believe that in many companies, up to 40% of work is really just busy work that could be delegated or left until later. 

#12

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
I wrote a novel during my probation period at the most recent job.
68points

#13

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
I use my Monday morning to clean my house and do my laundry. On a Tuesday mid morning I go do my weekly shop. On a Friday I take a nice long lunch break. Then throughout the week I like to watch YouTube or TV shows while I’m working. I’ll also do home admin stuff during the week as well if needed. I’m meant to work hybrid but gradually reduced the days I went into the office, no one said anything so now I WFH full time.
The key to getting away with it is hitting deadlines, making sure you don’t miss meetings and being helpful if someone messages you. All the ‘being away’ goes very much unnoticed and no one really cares. Also use the, my internet dropped out excuse sparingly when you’re late to reply.
62points

#14

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
I'm in the office 3 days a week. Because home working is so widespread now, I'd say 75% of the time there's nobody in who I have anything to do with. So I've realised nobody is aware what time I leave. I've started leaving at like 4:15. It's great.
58points

Of course, for every worker just doing their own thing while on the clock, there is a manager making time and effort to self-sabotage by overloading their best employees and just creating difficulties. If you want to hear more about one such case, Bored Panda has got you covered, check out our article on a woman who ended up maliciously complying with her manager's demand to “do more.” 

#15

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
We went fully remote over covid. I get a solid 3 hours of work done a day. The rest of the time is side project, gaming, browsing the web, etc.
I stopped feeling guilty ages ago as I get FAR more done now than I ever did in the office and get a ton of praise for it so everyone wins.
58points

#16

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
I once had a temporary agency warehouse job. I reported to all the right people but wasnt on anyones list. I still got paid. I spent the next 6 months wandering around with an empty cardboard box doing bugger all & still getting paid!
58points

#17

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
Using cleaning chemicals to actually perform my job properly, despite being a water only job. Like f**k are you getting grease and grime off a floor with just hot water.
£5 bottle of 5L degreaser, makes a 1 hour job 20 mins.
51points

#18

Very rare, but sometimes, I get my full breaks.
Cries in NHS.
Report
47points

#19

Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
I wfh, I take my lunch break then after eat my lunch at my desk.
I still do work, but I have double the break.
45points

#20

One job I had, I got annoyed at the smokers taking so many extra breaks on night shifts, so I just started tools downing whenever they went out, and sneaking off for a shower during one of their smoke breaks near the end of the shift.
Wasn’t any team leaders on nights, and while the group leader in the office definitely noticed the clean/slightly damp hair a couple of times, he knew he couldn’t say anything without me calling out his fellow smokers.
45points
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