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40 Things Basically Everyone Does But Doesn't Talk About
FunnyMAY 14, 2020

40 Things Basically Everyone Does But Doesn't Talk About

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There’s nothing quite like being in your own company. It’s a pure judgement-free zone⁠—no pressure to show off, no expectations met by reality, no strange looks given as you’re voicing all the nonsense out loud in an empty room.
And interestingly, some of the most unusual behavior happens while we’re on our own. In fact, the things we do are so random, we don’t really talk about them. Ever. Like doing a remote trace or aligning your feet to the tiles so you won’t die.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of all the odd things we all do but never dare to tell, not even in truth or dare. And you know what? It's better off that way.

#1 Walking Up A Hill

Walking Up A Hill
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#2 Appreciating Music

Appreciating Music
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#3 Staying Sleepy

Staying Sleepy
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Humor plays a vital role in younger generations’ communication and media consumption. But Gen Z and millennials are renowned for what’s called absurdist, surrealist, and often dark comedy full of dank memes and observational one-liners.

In order to get this sense of humor, one has to understand the context in which the youngest generations came to live. In the past decade, the world has been bursting with information which is “both more accessible and less reliable,” writes The Washington Post. “Brands pose as a friend on social media to millennial consumers, and the line between real and artificial matters less than it once did.”

#4 Passwords

Passwords
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#5 Brain Freeze

Brain Freeze
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#6 Birthday Greetings

Birthday Greetings
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Another explanation is that such surreal humor is a response to a world that has stopped making sense. According to Andrew DeYoung, the director of 555 and editor on The Eric Andre Show, the Adult Swim school of comedy is designed to “reflect the frenetic distribution of information on the internet.” And that’s why most of their shows are so chaotic and absurd.

Since there’s no time for a narrative joke to be said online, traditional punchline structure doesn’t work. “Instead, things are funny because they are willfully jarring and strange,” writes Rachel Aroesti for The Guardian. Weird Twitter and bizarre dank memes are perfect examples of how millennials break down the joke, decontextualize it, and create utter randomness.

#7 Picking A Song

Picking A Song
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#8 Things Causing Anxiety

Things Causing Anxiety
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#9 Standing In The Way

Standing In The Way
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#10 Volume Down

Volume Down
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#11 Charging Your Phone

Charging Your Phone
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#12 Forgetting The Time

Forgetting The Time
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#13 Security Sensors

Security Sensors
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#14 Sleep Time

Sleep Time
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#15 Auto Pilot

Auto Pilot
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#16 Spending Time

Spending Time
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#17 Put Your Hand Up

Put Your Hand Up
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#18 Hot Food

Hot Food
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#19 Just Adult Things

Just Adult Things
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#20 Alone Time

Alone Time
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