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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
Social IssuesSEP 10, 2021

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them

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Turns out, men's image of what women are like when nobody’s watching is often very far from the truth. Well, blame it on TV and social media, but the reality is often very different.
And how could one better learn about the little female quirks nobody knows about than actually living with them? “What's something you didn't realize that women did until you lived with them?”, someone asked on AskReddit, sparking more than 4k entertaining and honestly hilarious comments.
Scroll down through the most entertaining eureka moments from men who lived with women and had their understanding of the world challenged big time, and get ready to cringe. Are guys really that clueless, you may wonder?

#1

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
Spend hours doing hair and make up and doesn't look all that different from when they started.
Also, don't ever say that . I learned the hard way .
291points

#2

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
I didnt realize women paid so much for bras until I got married and also ended up paying too much for bras as well.
273points

#3

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
When you date a girl and you come to her place, everything is always clean and organized, but once you live with her you learn that she is as much of a slob as you are.
256points

#4

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
That women have magically regenerating hair. Otherwise my girlfriend should be bald judging by the amount of hair she leaves around the apartment.
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245points

#5

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
I never realized just how much blood comes out of a woman on her period until I walked in on a friend taking a shower...I honestly thought she was dying and bleeding out.
242points

#6

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
Steal my hoodies then complain when I stole her bras.
240points

#7

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
When it's time for her to go to bed, it's actually time for us to go to bed.
224points

#8

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
Women pee with a pressure hose.
I still get a little scared when I hear a girl have a good piss and it sounds like she's boring a hole through the toilet.
221points

#9

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
Women use a lot of toilet paper, ALOT.
214points

#10

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
My girlfriend of a year had naturally curly hair that she straightened every morning. Never had a clue.
197points

#11

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
My girlfriends burps are far more powerful than mine. I beat her in farts however.
187points

#12

Take scalding hot showers. It's like the only use the cold knob has is to hold the body scrubber thing.
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186points

#13

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
That decorative pillows are a thing. You carefully choose and purchase them just so you can spend the rest of your life pushing them out of the way, and occasionally cleaning them.
184points

#14

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
It took me a while to figure out that pads are stuck onto the panties as opposed to right on the vagina!
176points

#15

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
Get angry with me for what I did in her dream.
174points

#16

When I was growing up, my (single) mum would always tell me 'Make sure you put the toilet seat down, your future wife will thank me.'
Second year of uni, was in a house share with two guys (me and another), two girls. I was genuinely shocked that the girls didn't put the toilet seat down. (Okay, so it turns out that there is a difference between the 'seat' and the 'lid'.)
Still, I always put the seat lid down - apart from anything else, when you flush when you're wearing shorts, you realise just how much spray there is...
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161points

#17

Different grades of tampons are for heavy or lighter flows, I could figure that.
But apparently wearing a super flow for a week instead of changing out for multiple lights is a good way to give yourself a bit of the ole toxic shock.
153points

#18

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
I still don't know what she does with that weird rock thing in the shower.
143points

#19

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
I was about 19 or 20 when I learned women wipe after they pee. It's not that it didn't make sense to me, I just never had a reason to even consider it as a thing. So I was quite dumbfounded when I saw it happen.
138points

#20

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them
Had no clue I loaded the dishwasher 'wrong.'
124points
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