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“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
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“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

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Despite the fact that most of us see multiple thunderstorms a year over the course of our lifetimes, the chances of being hit by lightning is incredibly low. But like winning hands in blackjack or dying in a plane crash, even a low probability isn’t the same as impossible.
Someone asked “What do people not realize has an extremely low chance of happening?” and netizens shared their most improbable examples. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own examples and experiences in the comments section below.

#1

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Being attacked by a trans woman in the bathroom. The chances are so low it essentially doesn't happen. Transwomen are much more likely to be victims of violence than perpetrators.
171points

#2

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Gun owners overestimate the chance that they'll use the gun for self defense and underestimate the chance that the gun will be used to k*ll its owner.
164points

#3

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
People handing out m**ijuana edibles to kids on Halloween. Literally, no one does that. No one would be careless enough to do that. That s**t is expensive, and people want to get high off them.
160points

#4

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
One Presidential candidate being shot and the other one dropping out inside of a 10 day span.
141points

#5

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Drowning in quicksand. I spent far too much time as a child thinking this was going to be an adult concern.
132points

#6

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Being k*lled by a serial k*iller. I was a sociology major in college and in my Deviant Behavior class, this is what my teacher said at the beginning of a lesson about serial k*llers: "None of you will be k*lled by a serial k*ller. I'm telling you as a statistician that the likelihood of it is nil. Even the most prolific of serial k*ller's victims make up a fraction of a percent of people who die from m*rder."

Sadly you are much more likely to be k*lled by someone you know. same goes for sexual assault and trafficking. It's actually very unlikely to be a stranger.
119points

#7

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Being thrown from a car during an accident, and coming out unharmed.  I know people to this day that don't wear seatbelts because they think it's safer to be thrown out.
117points

#8

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Random child abductions are extremely rare, most of the time it's one of the parents. Of course you should teach your kids stranger danger, but the way some parents behave they think there's kidnappers hiding behind every bush.
110points

#9

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
A third party ever winning an election in the us.
110points

#10

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Winning the lottery - but hey, a girl can dream right?
103points

#11

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Change someones opinion on the internet.
100points

#12

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Contracting a brain eating amoeba from swimming - it happens but only on average 3.3 cases per year in the entire world, but to my kid on the spectrum anytime he goes near water it’s gonna happen to him, poor guy. We are working on it.
86points

#13

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Your 11 year old becoming a professional baseball player.
84points

#14

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Becoming rich through hard work.
81points

#15

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
People often overestimate the chance of a plane crash, but the odds are about 1 in 11 million for a commercial flight.
79points

#16

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Having an adverse reaction to covid vaccines

Some people lose their mind over it.
79points

#17

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Actually coming out ahead in gambling, if you do it often enough.

Of course, anyone with a decent brain knows that typical gambling is negative value every time, but if you do it often enough, it's even less likely that you'll come out ahead (as the number of events being looked at approaches infinity, the outcome will approach the mean - which is negative value).

That's one reason why if you put on a 'cheeky bet' and end up winning, just quit while you're ahead. Or don't bet in the first place (it's fine if you can consider it an entertainment expense, but all too many people try to use that as a justification when the truth is that they're really hoping to buck the odds, and the maths doesn't care about how much you wish it would bend to you).
76points

#18

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Surviving after CPR. It's roughly 7-10% if you're outside the hospital, and even less when you're a senior citizen.

It's also very brutal, as many people aren't prepared to see 200 pound men putting their body weight onto grandpa and grandma's chest, breaking all their ribs, instead of just letting them pass peacefully.
75points

#19

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Becoming an Internet influencer.
69points

#20

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)
Making a living from YouTube or playing video games.

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I agree with alot of us saying it requires an uncontrollable amount of luck, despite the quality of content. I'm a teacher and it k*lls me to hear how popular this idea has become lately. More so, how unfair and fickle it all seems to me at times. I see small youtubers poor their heart and soul into their content,like literally building an entire drift car project,but barely manage to build an audience. Other times I see what I believe are just e-beggers making millions from mediocre content, playing games poorly or worse people who simply steal content and do voice overs. Man, must be nice to make millions stealing internet videos and doing some obvious voice over narration but that's a whole different subject.
69points
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