41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Running up the stairs when its dark, because satan is most definitely following you.

For many women, shave their toe hairs.

Thinks about being rich and famous, and imagines what your lifestyle would be like and how impressive it will be to everyone you know, and then forcing yourself to accept that that will probably never happen and feeling bummed out about it. For bonus bummer points you can do this while looking at expensive real estate online and mentally planning how you would furnish your awesome mansion.

Popping blackheads and zits. So satisfying.

Sniffing our pits to check whether we stink or not.

Imagining that you have superpowers.

When I'm walking on a path by a road I start to worry about how I'm walking and if I look like an idiot to everyone.

Think about what you're going to say before you even say it, then you stutter for some reason even though you already knew what you were going to say.

Girls don't talk about the difficulties of shaving pubic hair. I'm 20 and I still haven't been able to do it without hurting myself, but I can't seem to bring myself to ask anyone about it because no one ever talks about it.

Talk to themselves. More specifically talk to themselves in the shower and win past arguments.

Imagining yourselves performing live in front of a huge crowd when listening to songs.

Judge someone based on race or ethnicity. Even if the judgment is pretty trivial or benign, or a stereotype that you joke about but don't take seriously, it's something we all do all the time.

Imagine how other people think of you. I try very hard not to live in other peoples heads too much, but sometimes it's really difficult.

Daydream about life without our spouse or significant other. Doesn't mean we're not happy, just pondering all scenarios.

Inspect your droppings after a long bowel movement. Make sure no critters/ corn flakes squeezed their way out.
Edit: I have to make sure them d**n critters stay where they belong!

Saying we support small business but then only buy big brands ....

Worry about how loud you're breathing when wearing headphones.

Hold your breath when you pass someone who looks like they smell bad.

Or in my case, inhale deeply to justify my assumption.

Enjoying the smell of your own fart and enjoying it even more when other people are disgusted.

Imagine having s*x with someone else other than their SO. Whether this be a passing thought on the street or a brief moment during intercourse itself.