These Shirts Are Why I’m Not Allowed To Dress Myself Anymore

I recently started a website to sell my own t-shirts. I design all of them myself and a lot of them are pretty weird or offensive. Here are a few of the safer ones so I don’t get myself banned from posting. They’re still funny, still very much my style, just not the kind that will get me kicked off the internet.

More info: happyfishwater.com

Austria? Australia? What's the difference?

Ending the War on ‘Terror’ one witch at a time.

I visited the Great Pacific Garbage Patch and all I got was tetanus.

Only Alpha Males will wear this shirt.

I think shaving will cure that?