These People Make Ridiculous Books For Overachieving Babies

These books could be satire or they could be guaranteeing the next generation of capitalists are going to be the worst. The only thing that's for sure is that they're hilarious.

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The Pension fund #owl will get your #babies aquatinted with all the #traditional options to protect their #investment against #downside #risk on time! Pension #funds were exposed to #financial shocks in the #market way too much! Therefore, it is of upmost importance that our future #portfolio #managers choose an #investment #strategy that meets their needs best! #Spark up your baby's #creativity on time for their #financially #secure #future!!! Let's make #babyboomers 2.0!!! 🤓👏❤️ Age 0+

Teach your #toddler to identify all the #legal #frameworks that provide the lowest possible level of #taxation for their future #corporations! Let Mis PiggyBank take your little executive to a #taxhaven #adventure of the #lifetime : The #Cayman Islands, #Panama, #Bahamas and if all goes well, one day maybe even #Davos! 🤓❤️
#tax #overachieverbooks #babybooks #utopia

#Hedgehog Warren and his #buddy Bobby will #teach your little #hedge #executive how to #effectively #maximize their #profits while #minimizing the #risks!
A #true #adventure for your #sophisticated #little #investors! 🦔💶💵❤️🙌 🤓 #profit
#hedgefund #overachieverbooks

The Corporate Sector for Babies is a simple introduction to the principles of #corporate #management and its responsibilities! #Babies will discover the endless excitement of managing in corporate sector. Our buddies - baby tiger and baby lion will be your favourite way to introduce basic concepts to even the youngest future C-level management. After all, it’s never too early to #start your baby's dream! 🤓👏❤️ Age 0+

Let Mr. Fisher prepare your #baby for the extraordinary #joy of choosing the right #lifetime #loan from your #kid's #favourite #bank! Your little ones will #pay you back one day - with #interest! ❤️🤓👏💼

Subprime Mortgage Crisis is a colourful guide through the cause and effect of the great housing #market #crash! Our little ones will learn how to #enter like a #slug and #exit like a #snail! 😉🤓👏❤️ Age 3+

Efficient Cross-Border Tax Recovery is a simple explanations of complex ideas for our future #government #officials! This accessible introduction will teach your #toddler about the most frequently arising cross-border #tax #issues and how to efficiently approach them! It only takes a small #spark to ignite a child's #mind and #inspire them to a secure #future! 🤓💼

Teach your #toddler how to #read and #lead with our newest #book#series! #LEARN TO R-LEAD is a #collection that will help your #toddler #optimise the #path to their #brighter #future on #time!
Be #efficient - teach #ONLY what #matters!! Age 3+ 🤓💼👏👏👏
#kids #babies #smart #fast #overachiever
#kpi #okr #gdp #roi