I recently found a website called honestslogans.com, where they put companies and then a put a problem, or just a sad truth, as their supposed slogan!
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#1 Everyone Can Relate. Everyone.
39points
#2 The Only Good Part Of Elementary School Art Class
35points
#3 They're So Annoying To Clean Up Though...
33points
#4 Some Bored Middle Aged Mom Told Me Though
32points
#5 I've Seen More Dry Bottles Than Usable
31points
#6 Can't Ever Even Find It These Days
27points
#7 With A Touch Of Crumbs, Too!
26points
#8 I Can Do Worse
26points
#9 Minutes... If You're Lucky.
26points
#10 I Thought I Was The Only One
26points
#11 More Like One, Since The Taste Goes Away
26points
#12 But- But The Thin Mints...
25points
#13 Honestly, Everyone On Earth Prefers Honey Nut
24points
#14 But At Least We Always Know Where The Salt Is
23points
#15 And Our Childhood Selves Forgetting To Use The Pointy Sides
23points
#16 Destroying TV's Since 2006
21points
#17 Would've Been A Mcdonalds Worker Otherwise
20points
#18 The Only Downside Is They Float Away Outside
16points