One thing we need to state right off the bat is that therapy is no joke. It is as much of a medical treatment as going to your dentist or getting prescription glasses. Unfortunately, in some cultures and societies, therapy is still seen as something shameful, and those in need of therapy either hide it from people around them or, even worse, get angry at themselves for not being able to “get a grip.” But think about this: if you break a leg, everyone will tell you to go to the hospital, so if you have trouble coping with stress or trauma and there is an actual doctor who can help you with that, why would it be any different?
Having said that, a little bit of funny therapy memes won’t hurt. Mental health specialists confirm that laughter is a great coping mechanism, so if you feel anxious about talking to a therapist, a good counseling joke can help reduce that anxiety. But therapist humor is not only for patients. Therapy professionals love joking about their work just as much as anyone else does. Jokes for psychologists, psychiatrists, and other mental health professionals can be very elaborate and include psychology puns, therapist memes, and tons of other jokes.
We hope you enjoy our joke collection, but don’t forget, therapy and psychology jokes are only a small share in your well-being and are by no means a permanent solution. If you or someone you know are in need of professional help, do not hesitate to talk to a professional. Mental health is as important as physical health, and what might seem like an insignificant issue to one person can turn into a daunting problem for another. Enjoy our collection and stay safe!
#1
Thought all these voices in my head meant I was crazy, but one of them is a therapist. And he says I'm fine.
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#2
My therapist set half a glass of water in front of me. He asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist. So, I drank the water and told him I was a problem solver.
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#3
My therapist told me write letters to the people who you hate and burn them later. I did that. But now what should I do with the letters?
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#4
Therapsit: Love yourself.
Patient: I'm not my type.
Patient: I'm not my type.
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#5
Therapist: Your wife has complained that you never buy her flowers, what do you say to that?
Patient: To be honest, I had no idea my wife even sold flowers.
Patient: To be honest, I had no idea my wife even sold flowers.
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#6
Therapist: We need to deal with this constant need of yours to please others.
Client: Sure, if it makes you happy!
Client: Sure, if it makes you happy!
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#7
My therapist told me I have multiple personalities.
Now she charges me a group rate.
Now she charges me a group rate.
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#8
I told my therapist that no one understands me.
She said, "What do you mean by that?"
She said, "What do you mean by that?"
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#9
There are only two times I feel stress: day and night.
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#10
What do you call Mark Zuckerberg getting therapy?
Tech support.
Tech support.
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#11
My therapist recommended that I write in a diary to help my low self-esteem.
"Dear Diary, sorry to bother you again..."
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#12
My therapist told me I am quite self-aware.
I already knew that.
I already knew that.
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#13
My therapist thinks I'm kleptomaniac. He didnt say it to my face, though. I read it in his notebook when I got home.
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#14
How many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the light bulb will change itself when it’s ready.
None, the light bulb will change itself when it’s ready.
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#15
How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
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#16
Therapist: So your parents both blame you for the divorce.
Patient: Nah, I was just a kid.
Therapist: That wasn't a question. I see them twice a week.
Patient: Nah, I was just a kid.
Therapist: That wasn't a question. I see them twice a week.
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#17
My therapist says that I have revenge issues.
We'll see about that, won't we?
We'll see about that, won't we?
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#18
Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized.
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#19
I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.
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#20
Client: I can't explain it. It's like I'm not sure about anything in my life.
Therapist: And how does this make you feel?
Client: I'm not sure.
Therapist: And how does this make you feel?
Client: I'm not sure.
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