Here are some of my favourite The Good Place Quotes. Feel free to share your own!
Eleanor Shellstrop
HOLY MOTHER FORKING SHIRT BALLS!
Derek
“Janet’s made a lot of talk-talk into my ear holes about you.”
Tahani
“I would say I outdid myself but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.”
Jason Mendoza
“When I say I’m meditating, I’m just trying to figure out what the fork is happening. I think we might be in an alien zoo or on a prank show.”
Eleanor Shellstrop
In the words of a very wise Bed-Bath & Beyond employee I once knew, “Go ahead and cry all you want but you’re going to have to pay for that toiler plunger.”
Chidi
“When I’m really upset, concentrating on a table of contents helps me calm down. It’s like a menu but the food is words.”
Michael
“It’s a rare occurrence, like a double rainbow or someone on the Internet saying, “You Know what? I was wrong.”
Tahani
“I just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time.”
Eleanor
“Can you imagine getting drunk before giving a big speech, getting kicked out of your niece’s christening and then only later once you’ve sobered up realising you don’t even have a niece? It’s like, who was that kid?”