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Terrible Puns You Will Enjoy If You Have A Broken Sense Of Humor
Funny,JokesAUG 24, 2022

Terrible Puns You Will Enjoy If You Have A Broken Sense Of Humor

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You must be thinking, “Why does Bored Panda have a list of Terrible Puns?” and “If these puns are funny, why would they be termed terrible?” Hear us out before you jump to any conclusions!
You’re surely acquainted with the expression, “So bad, it’s good.” It’s a way of saying something is so remarkably bad that you find yourself speechless and hypnotized by its lame energy. So, what does this have to do with puns
The best puns are terrible. Not just bad. Terrible. Some people think puns are the lowest form of humor, but they’re wrong. Puns are the funniest thing ever invented by a man (or woman). They’re the definition of “so bad that they’re good.”
Today, we gave it our worst, though. The terrible puns in this list are of the poorest type, like the most stupid dad jokes you could think of. And yet, they have so much cringeworthy energy and enthusiasm behind them that you can’t help but be drawn in and enjoy their absurdity, even if you’re aware you’re not supposed to find them funny if you have any sanity left!
Beware: If you’re gonna laugh because of them, it means your humor is utterly broken. And that’s totally ok; you’re still cool to us. So sit back and laugh out loud at this selection of terrible jokes that are funny, cringy, lame, and yet enjoyable!

Collection of Really, Like Really Bad Puns

Bad puns, jokes, and memes must definitely be your cup of tea if you scrolled down here! Well then, we no longer want to keep your broken sense of humor waiting! Let’s begin, shall we?

#1 Well, That Escalated Quickly

I lost my job at the bank on the very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
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#2 When life gives you left limbs, make right jokes

Did you hear about the guy who had his left leg and his left arm amputated in a car accident? He's all right now.
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#3 Dad jokes hitting different today

Dad jokes hitting different today
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.
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#4 Dad’s Side Hustle Exposed

Dad’s Side Hustle Exposed
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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#5 Abracadogbra, Anyone?

My dog can do magic tricks. It's a labracadabrador.
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#6 Whistles That Whistle... Not

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it steel wooden lead me whistle.
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#7 Spiders Are Just It Pros Now

Why did the spider log on to the computer? To check his web site.
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20points

#8 The spice rack hit peak expiration

I had to clean out my spice rack and noticed that everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
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#9 Objet trouvé: French gamer vibes

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
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#10 Toddlers: The Real Crime Bosses

Toddlers: The Real Crime Bosses
Why did the police go to the daycare center? A three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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#11 When your closet is basically a fantasy novel

I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said it was Narnia business.
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#12 Rollin’ like it’s magic

What's Harry Potter's favourite way to get down a hill? Walking...
JK, Rolling.
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#13 Well, That Escalated Quickly

I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over.
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#14 Shockingly Clear Moments

Shockingly Clear Moments
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works. Then it struck me.
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#15 Eye see what you did there

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
"Between us, something smells."
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#16 Who knew creepy crawlies could chat?

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie talkie.
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#17 Waves of Carbonation Feels

Waves of Carbonation Feels
I had a crazy dream last night. I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of orange soda. Turns out it was just a fanta-sea.
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#18 Unexpected pasta engineering skills

I told my friend I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.
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#19 Goalies Keep It Real

Why should you never break up with a goalie? Because he's a keeper.
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#20 When life hands you max volume deals

When life hands you max volume deals
I saw an ad that said "television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full" and I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.
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