With home values in the US soaring up to 31.2% since 2019, you naturally expect that the images in real estate listings have ameliorated. Don’t get it wrong. Nobody’s expecting the real estate agents to master the art of fine photography, nail decoration and have it all skillfully presented to their clients. But what we do look for is an absence of gag reflex at horrendous estate shots that transgress the border of decency and common sense.
Well, let me tell you, from what you are about to see, things have barely changed. The Instagram account “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos,” aka pure nightmare material not to be consumed by your inner interior geek, still has plenty of property pics that hit rock bottom, fall beyond the ground, hit the bottom of the barrel that nobody knew was possible, and then hit the earth's core.
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Spice up your morning with an unexpected trip to the ground floor.
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“Let me know when you’re done in the bath, I’ll use that water for the pasta”
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Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.
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As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings.
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“It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“
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“It’s important for kids to have their own space, and that cavity wall was going to waste anyway”
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"It would be possible to blame Accidental Selfie Syndrome were it not for the room-by-room costume changes."
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Wishing you all a deeply disappointing and poorly furnished Christmas.
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“You’re welcome, honey. I also got the Tom Selleck bath towels”
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By combining random elements of a livingroom, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.
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The guest bedroom allows direct access to your troubled childhood.
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Bob’s ability to empty a room was renowned across the children’s entertainment industry.
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Interior design influencers are already predicting a strong year for images of dogs printed on a towel hung over the only window in a wooden room.
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The perfect beachside property in which to relive the Allied Normandy Landings of 1944.
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