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30 Hilarious Reviews From Delusional Customers And Owners Revealed In This Online Group
Funny,FailsMAY 30, 2024

30 Hilarious Reviews From Delusional Customers And Owners Revealed In This Online Group

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It’s not difficult to find an online review for, well, almost everything these days. Whether you want the latest sneakers, are visiting a hair salon, or are going to a new restaurant, chances are you will find either positive or negative feedback about it on the internet.
And, while honest reviews can be helpful, sometimes people maliciously judge goods and services. Customers occasionally leave rude remarks that are either emotionally charged or outright spiteful. And the subreddit r/YelpDrama features plenty of unhinged reviews. Today, we’ve compiled some of the most wild feedback from this online community for you to review!

#1 Karen Upset Because A Tornado Delayed Her Food

Karen Upset Because A Tornado Delayed Her Food
149points

#2 I Called The Police On A Drunk Client In March And He Was Arrested For Dui

I Called The Police On A Drunk Client In March And He Was Arrested For Dui
90points

#3 Can’t Wait To See You Never

Can’t Wait To See You Never
77points

For many businesses, having an online presence isn’t just about what they put on their website or social media, it’s also about what customers have to say about their brand. Earlier, people used to rely more on advertisements and word of mouth to decide whether to buy something or not. But today, people prefer checking reviews before spending their hard-earned money on anything.

Nearly 87% of online shoppers regularly read reviews before making a purchase, as per a recent report by "Ever-Growing Power of Reviews". And almost 99% of customers go through feedback, at least some of the time.

#4 We Contacted Yelp And Got This One Removed But…

We Contacted Yelp And Got This One Removed But…
72points

#5 Tattoo Shop I Used To Like (Not My Review)

Tattoo Shop I Used To Like (Not My Review)
70points

#6 Lady Cant Tell Time

Lady Cant Tell Time
68points

These days having too many options is confusing, and consumers hate it. Meanwhile, when consumers are forced to choose between two almost equal alternatives, they find it exhausting. In a competitive market where it’s difficult for people to choose between different brands, positive reviews can become a deciding factor. For instance, you find a beard trimmer from two brands with similar features and comparable prices. The chances are you will get the one that has more people raving about it online.

Compared to the elderly, young shoppers spend more time researching online before making a purchase. Almost 55% of Gen Z’ers read people’s comments about products, and only 34% of baby boomers do so.

#7 The Lightbulbs Are Listening

The Lightbulbs Are Listening
58points

#8 You Threw Up Into The Ice Cream

You Threw Up Into The Ice Cream
56points

#9 A Restaurant In My Neighborhood Had To Shut Off Their Phones Because Of A Wannabe Tiktok Influencer

A Restaurant In My Neighborhood Had To Shut Off Their Phones Because Of A Wannabe Tiktok Influencer
Influencer was convicted of harassment and now owes the state $500– over the portion size of corn.
53points

Positive feedback is a potential way of standing out from competitors. These days, some brands even use honest reviews to advertise and sell their product. For instance, if many people love a particular hair oil brand, they might say nice things about the benefits of using it. Marketers can use an actual person’s relatable experience to show the effectiveness of their product to others.

#10 Rachel Made Some Enemies

Rachel Made Some Enemies
45points

#11 I Cried Laughing As I Read This

I Cried Laughing As I Read This
40points

#12 Don’t Throw Parrots In Bars

Don’t Throw Parrots In Bars
39points

In the online world, reviews make up 10% of criteria for how Google will display its search results. Now, there are potentially 3 types of reviews that you might find online. The most popular one is the Google-based Reviews where people leave star ratings directly on the Google profile of a business. So, when you Google something, let’s say a game, you will find how many people loved or hated it.

#13 Yum Yum Ramen

Yum Yum Ramen
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34points

#14 Stank Water…solid Reply

Stank Water…solid Reply
33points

#15 Stk Los Angeles Review Made Me Giggle

Stk Los Angeles Review Made Me Giggle
33points

This year's Local Consumer Review Survey points out that 71% of people might not consider purchasing from a business with an average rating below three stars. However, consumers don’t expect ‘high’ star ratings as the minimum.

If a business has an average of four stars, people think it’s a trustworthy brand. When an individual sees a lot of decent reviews, they tend to believe that the product or service is reliable and efficient.

#16 Review Of A Local Pizza Place

Review Of A Local Pizza Place
29points

#17 We Have Reviewed The Cameras

We Have Reviewed The Cameras
28points

#18 “If There Can’t Speak Are Language

“If There Can’t Speak Are Language
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26points

The testimonials on a brand’s own website are called first-party reviews. In order to encourage people to leave feedback, sometimes businesses even provide them with special discounts or benefits. Enabling customers to share their opinion helps with the contemporary word-of-mouth marketing. When it comes to actually making a purchase, ratings and reviews sometimes outweigh factors like price, shipping and free returns.

For many local businesses, having good ratings is a blessing. It gives them exposure and attracts new customers without having to spend too much money on advertising.

#19 Karen Is Pissed Off With The Servers

Karen Is Pissed Off With The Servers
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24points

#20 0/10 Reminds Me Of My Ex

0/10 Reminds Me Of My Ex
24points
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