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82 Puns And Loopholes So Technically True That Arguing Would Be Pointless
Funny,New MemesNOV 12, 2026

82 Puns And Loopholes So Technically True That Arguing Would Be Pointless

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Have you ever asked someone, "Do you know what time it is?" and they just answered with a flat "Yes." Technically, they're right. They are also exhausting and insufferable. But these hardheaded technicality lovers have gathered under one roof, and it is a cringeworthy space.
The r/technicallytrue subreddit is where the loopholes live. Members post puns and screenshots that follow the rules of English so literally that arguing back is pointless. A hand is something you can always count on, and a wine order of "right now" answers the waiter's question about the year. You can't win these. You can only laugh, grumble, and send them to the friend who started it all.

#41 I Heard That The Place Was Lit

A sign for Museum of Fire near heavy smoke, illustrating hilarious puns and loopholes.
3points

#42 Know The Difference

Illustration comparing a wooden stick and a non-stick pan as a literal pun and loophole joke.
3points

#43 That Adds Up

Job interview meme with a five-word answer about being bad at math, showing puns and loopholes.
3points

#44 Hippocrates

A Venn diagram with a hippo, crates, and Hippocrates in the middle, illustrating funny puns and loopholes.
3points

#45 What's Your New Year's Resolution?

Computer monitors talking about New Year resolution in a pun that is technically true.
3points

#46 Frosty Is Picking His Nose

Comic illustration of a snowman selecting a carrot in a grocery store, a literal interpretation of picking a nose.
3points

#47 What Is Made Of Leather And Sounds Like A Sneeze?

Captain America elevator meme featuring a funny riddle dad joke that is technically true.
3points

#48 "But You Already Know How I Spent My Summer Vacation."

A comic featuring a pun about homeschooling on the first day of school
3points

#49 A Rock Group Where No One Sings

Mount Rushmore sculpture captioned as a rock group where no one sings, showcasing funny puns
3points

#50 I Love "Tower Of Giraffes" And "Bloat Of Hippos"

A funny comic strip showing collective nouns for animals and cars as a humorous loophole
3points

#51 Vegetables Are A Must

A slice of carrot cake on a plate illustrating a pun on diet and loopholes
3points

#52 Check Out These Cool Rocks I Found

Dwayne Johnson, Chris Rock, and Kid Rock together in a picture labeled as a literal rock formation pun.
3points

#53 It's Not Really Even His

A comic with polar bears discussing a human fur coat in a clever puns and loopholes joke.
3points

#54 Honest Truth

A meme with a technically true loophole about explaining a resume gap by stating I did not have a job.
3points

#55 Technically

A funny text exchange about marriage illustrating hilarious puns and loopholes.
3points

#56 What A Cheesy Keyboard

A computer keyboard made of cheese blocks representing clever visual puns
3points

#57 Just A Stool Sample

A specimen jar containing a tiny wooden chair as a hilarious literal loophole pun
3points

#58 Logical Question

Social media text post featuring funny puns and technically true logic about rent.
3points

#59 Your Button Says `ask Me Anything'

Comic strip illustrating clever puns about store employee badge loopholes.
3points

#60 How To Go From Rocking Out To Passing Out In A Single Letter

Illustration showing wordplay puns with band name ZZ Top and pyjama shirt.
3points
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