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82 Puns And Loopholes So Technically True That Arguing Would Be Pointless
Funny,New MemesNOV 12, 2026

82 Puns And Loopholes So Technically True That Arguing Would Be Pointless

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Have you ever asked someone, "Do you know what time it is?" and they just answered with a flat "Yes." Technically, they're right. They are also exhausting and insufferable. But these hardheaded technicality lovers have gathered under one roof, and it is a cringeworthy space.
The r/technicallytrue subreddit is where the loopholes live. Members post puns and screenshots that follow the rules of English so literally that arguing back is pointless. A hand is something you can always count on, and a wine order of "right now" answers the waiter's question about the year. You can't win these. You can only laugh, grumble, and send them to the friend who started it all.

#1 Exercise Tips For 60 Year Olds Using With 5-Lb Potato Bags

A humorous newspaper article featuring a clever loophole joke about exercise for people over 60
11points

#2 The Country With The Smartest People

Meme about Antarctica being technically true regarding high average education levels.
10points

#3 They Didn't Wash Their Hands And Are Now Extinct

Bathroom sign showing a T-Rex that could not wash hands, highlighting clever puns and loopholes.
10points

English is a very easy language to exploit, because nobody planned it. The word "set" holds the record in the Oxford English Dictionary with around 430 separate senses, and that's one three-letter word. Add homophones like "flour" and "flower," and almost every sentence has a trapdoor in it. Most of us step around them without noticing. The people in this subreddit go looking for them.

#4 Take My Upvote

A Reddit screenshot showing a joke about an air filter collecting dust, demonstrating clever puns and loopholes.
9points

#5 I Can't Get Over This

Funny comic showing a driver literally sketching a bridge because of a sign, showing literal puns and loopholes.
8points

#6 "It Would Be Totally Illogical To Make More Than One."

Factory comic showing puns and loopholes about a single mug produced.
8points

Puns are the oldest version of this game, and people have been groaning at them for centuries. Shakespeare was a huge fan. In Romeo and Juliet, as Mercutio comes to his end, he jokes, "Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man," with a fresh stab wound as his punchline. The poet John Dryden later called punning the lowest and most groveling kind of wit. Shakespeare is still on every school reading list, so the pun won that round.

#7 It Did Tell Me

Cyan outdoor marquee sign displaying a mind-bending text trick that is technically true.
8points

#8 Love, Do You Want Kids?

Comic about a couple telling their children they do not want kids, demonstrating funny puns and loopholes.
7points

#9 Hippocrates

A Venn diagram with a hippo, crates, and Hippocrates in the middle, illustrating funny puns and loopholes.
7points

Kids have been learning about literal-mindedness since 1963, when Peggy Parish published Amelia Bedelia. Amelia is a housemaid who follows every instruction to the letter. Told to "dress the chicken," she puts clothes on it. Told to "draw the drapes," she gets out a pencil and sketches them. Teachers still use the books to explain idioms. These memes are Amelia Bedelia for adults, except the modern versions know exactly what they're doing.

#10 Frosty Is Picking His Nose

Comic illustration of a snowman selecting a carrot in a grocery store, a literal interpretation of picking a nose.
7points

#11 It Is Pure Statistics

Text joke about a 103-year-old man taking statistics literally, a clever pun and loophole example
6points

#12 She Did Say She Was A Big Country Fan

A couple talking, featuring funny puns and loopholes about country music.
6points

The darkest ancestor of the technicality is a 1902 short story by W.W. Jacobs called "The Monkey's Paw." A couple uses a cursed paw to wish for £200. The next day, a representative from their son's factory arrives to tell them he perished in the machinery and that the company is offering £200 in compensation. The wish was granted perfectly and nobody was happy about it. Genie jokes still run on that logic, just with lower stakes and more grapes.

#13 Bad Things Go Down Without Commas

Medical screen with funny puns and loopholes caused by missing commas.
6points

#14 Irrefutable Really

Wooden structure humorously labeled as a single use fireplace for sale, representing puns and loopholes.
6points

#15 Not Exactly The Latest Technology, But She Has A Point

Comic strip explaining a clothesline as solar and wind power, a clever pun and loophole example.
6points

Sometimes the technicality is a legal defense. In 1973, the US Supreme Court heard Bronston v. United States. Peter Bronston, a film producer, was asked in a bankruptcy hearing whether he had any Swiss bank accounts. He answered, "The company had an account there for about six months, in Zurich." He had held a personal account in Switzerland for years. He was convicted of perjury, but the Supreme Court unanimously overturned it. The justices ruled that a literally true answer isn't perjury, even when it's misleading, and that the burden is on the questioner to ask a better question.

#16 About Those Conductor Types

Illustrations of conductor, semiconductor, and superconductor showing funny puns
6points

#17 Infinite Time

A comic illustrating puns and loopholes with the number 8 at a therapist office.
6points

#18 Arguments Against Wearing A Parachute

Funny comic showing anti-vax arguments applied to parachutes as puns so technically true.
6points

The most famous technicality of the modern era came in 1998, when Bill Clinton was asked about a statement his lawyer made during a deposition that there was no intimacy of any kind between him and Monica Lewinsky. Clinton told the grand jury, "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is." His argument was that "is" meant the present tense, and nothing was going on at the moment the statement was made. Nobody was convinced, but the line is still quoted in law schools, and in comment sections whenever someone dodges a question.

#19 After More Time, This Still Needs Reposting

Funny social media post showing a fallen street lamp with a clever literal pun.
6points

#20 Maybe My Day Isn't So Bad After All

A horse stuck in a fence with a cow nearby, creating a funny situation that is technically true
6points
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