Being in class all day can be quite a demanding activity, both for students and teachers. There are a few ways to make school more adventurous, though. And that’s cracking up laughter in the classroom with funny teacher jokes! Of course, just not when you’re deep in the learning process or are in a serious discussion with your teacher or classmates.
Now, jokes for teachers and jokes for students differ in caliber, and you might need to read the room well to get the best possible reaction. But we’re confident you’ll find the best one-liner for the audience. These jokes for school can range from playfulness with grammar rules, to wild takes of classic math problems. Be it math teacher jokes, literature, history, anything, you name it, we have it.
So if you’re a student and have been wondering what jokes you could tell your teacher, this list is for you. Even if you’re a teacher, you’ll find great comedy gold here to lighten the mood in your class.
So take out your notebook and get ready to write down some great teacher jokes! Share them with your colleagues or classmates and vote for your favorites. Just remember, joke responsibly!
#81
Never date an apostrophe. They’re too possessive.
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#82
S: Can I go to the toilet?
T: I don’t know, can you?
T: I don’t know, can you?
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#83
What do you call an empty parrot cage?
A polygon.
A polygon.
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#84
What type of snake measures 3.14159 meters long?
A pi-thon.
A pi-thon.
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#85
I went on holiday last week. I got an odd-job man in, gave him a list of ten jobs to do while I was away. When I got back, he’d only done jobs 1,3,5,7, and 9.
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#86
Where are all the top mathematicians buried?
In the Symmetry.
In the Symmetry.
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#87
My math teacher asked me why I was doing my sums on the floor.
I said: “You told us to do them without using tables.”
I said: “You told us to do them without using tables.”
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#88
A photon walks into a hotel and the receptionist asks if he needs any help with his luggage. The photon responds: “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
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#89
Reading a book on antigravity at the moment… I just can’t put it down.
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#90
Last night I dreamt I wrote The Lord of the Rings. Then I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep.
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#91
Last night my classroom was broken into and all of the dictionaries were stolen. I’m lost for words.
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#92
Why can’t you run in a camp site but only ran?
Because it passed tents.
Because it passed tents.
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#93
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?
For being “out standing” in his field.
For being “out standing” in his field.
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#94
I will always tell you to follow your dreams, but I’ll never let you sleep in class.
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#95
A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please!”
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#96
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says “Spit your gum out” and the train says, “Chew, chew!”
The teacher says “Spit your gum out” and the train says, “Chew, chew!”
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#97
How is an English teacher like a judge?
They both give out sentences. And they both judge you standing there.
They both give out sentences. And they both judge you standing there.
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#98
What did one penny say to another penny?
"We make cents!"
"We make cents!"
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#99
What did the Mason say to Dixon?
"We've got to draw the line here!"
"We've got to draw the line here!"
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#100
Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside!
Because the keys are on the inside!
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